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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 3:40pm UTC

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Who else remembers
The random 3 eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that would randomly pop up after shows and be like "HI I'M PAUL"
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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:28pm UTC

2011:
Planking.
2012:
Choking on some cinnamon.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

░
I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
COOKIE DOUGH
neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC

Torturing yourself with
sad depressing songs
when you're already sad

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
NFM/FMQ

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 3:33pm UTC

When I first saw
Princess Diaries
I thought Genovia was a real country.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC

90' S K I D S .
1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
2.) LIzzie McGuire.
3.) Magic School Bus.
4.) Rugrats.
5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
6.) Blue's Clues.
7.) As Told by Ginger.
8.) The Amanda Show.
9.) Even Stevens.
10.) Teletubbies.
11.) BeetleJuice.
12.) Saved by the Bell.
13.) Arthur.
14.) Dragon Tales.
15.) CyberChase.
16.) Full House.
17.) Scooby Doo.
18.) The Wiggles.
19.) Barny.
20.) 7th Heaven.
21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
22.) Goosebumps.
23.) Drake & Josh.
24.) Zoey 101.
25.) Caillou.
Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

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amberlylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Adele might set fire to rain,
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

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annuleesemylady
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Shows I watched as a kid:
Kim Possible
Rugrats
The Amanda Show
Unfabulous
H2O
Zoey 101
The Berenstain Bears
Arthur
Cyberchase
The Big Comfy Couch
As Told By Ginger
The Wiggles
The Bear in the Big Blue House
LazyTown
Little Bear
Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
Annuleesemylady♥

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC

How I see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
How I see cats:
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 3:33pm UTC

We are all a little weird
and l i f e's a l i t t l e weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible to ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-Dr. Seuss

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maceigh
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:59pm UTC

so if dumb guys go for dumb girls, AND smart guys go for dumb girls what does that leave smart girls?
♥
cats mostly.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC

Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
Me: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
format credit RaeIsAwesome

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 9:21pm UTC

You are now aware that
everytime you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears
You are now aware that
your tongue is sitting uncomfortably in your mouth
You are now aware that
you can hear a ringing in your ears
You are now aware that
you are itchy at some point in your body
εїз
nmf/nmq

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codielovesbluue
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
me: sure.
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
me: no?
mom: a calender actually has dates.
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know.
codielovesbluue

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:06pm UTC

TEXTS #90
Boy #1: Hey wanna come over?
Boy #2: Sorry man, I got grounded
so I can't.
Boy #1: What'd you do?
Boy #2: I got in a fight with my mom and she said "Son of a b*tch!" and I yelled "HELL YES I AM!"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 1:18pm UTC

• • • • • •
Here's to all the 90's kids:
TGIF was the bees knees
Angelica Pickles from Rugrats was one mean little beeyotch
The Pink Ranger was hot but the Green Ranger was hitting that
Cory and Topanga's relationship was better than your's
You'll never have to miss Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Oregon Trail was the best part of Elementary School
You can't beat us at Mortal Combat
Goosebumps books weren't the least bit scary
Batman the animated series was the best kind of Batman
Mufasa's death from Lion King was the first tragedy of our lives
Home Alone was beyond the realm of possibilities
The Rugrats scared me on a couple occasions
Ren, Stimpy and Rocko are funnier now
Scholastic book orders.... Yay?
Riding the Magic School Bus would be epic
Uncle Joey from Full House is a creeper
Cat from Cat and Dog is an a**hole
Easy Bake ovens are our entire lives
Saved by the Bell was our version of "Community"
In Dexter's Labrotory, Dee-Dee needed to leave Dexter's s**t alone
Tamogatchi was the bomb
Our generation is responsible for the phrase"Da Bomb"
Princess Toadstool needs to help herself
The Ninja Turtles never used their weapons
Steve Urkel was the voice of Sonic
Chuckie Finster from Rugrats is a p*ssy
AND
We all know the Disney love ballads
fave if you remember ANY of these!
Format credit - RunawayRachel

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 3:58pm UTC

We all think
That raising our
phones
6 inches in the air
will give us
better service
❤
nmq/mf!

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