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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

leaning when the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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runningislife*
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I hate it when a website
asks me if I'm human,
And I'm just like:
NOPE! You got me! I'm a vacuum.

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FiveCent
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:17pm UTC

------------------------
TODAY,
I changed my name in my dad's
phone to God,
and when he swore I texted him saying:
" I HEARD THAT!"
The look on his face: Priceless
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*nmf

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randi*
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC

(o.o)
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\|/
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/\
This is Steve.
How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
1 FAVE = 1 HUG

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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foreverme1331
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC

When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Today
I tried to prankcall
Domino's, and I asked
'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
And he said
"No this is Patrick!"
Lol. True.. Story..

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barneythebigpurpledino
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 7:10pm UTC

.
If you fight like a married couple,
Talk like best friends,
Flirt like first loves,
And protect each other like family,
Then it's meant to be. ♥
format by barneythebigpurpledino

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justmmia
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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hopelessromantic33
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:41am UTC

My Step mom thinks that
suicide is pathetic. I told her I
was thinking about it and she
said I was pathetic.
Format by Breeze

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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