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  1. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    You told me you loved me;
    so why did you go away? ((♥))

  2. soccerchicxo4 soccerchicxo4
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I love finding money in my clothes.
    It's like a gift to me....from me:D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Me to friends: Who cares what other people think!
    Me to myself: Omg! I can't ware this shirt in public! People will make fun of me!!

  4. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:34am UTC
    When school starts-
    Kid 1) I went to NY
    Kid 2) I went to LA
    Kid 3) I went to San-Fran.
    Me) I left my room a couple of times.

  5. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Hand Dryer
    after spending about 5 minutes drying hands, you just dry them off your pants.
    nmf

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC
    That sick feeling,
    in your stomach,
    when you're told
    something,
    → you didn't want to hear.
    Format by Yayrey

  7. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Video Calling On Skype:
    5% looking at the other person.
    95% looking at myself.

  8. ForeverOneDirection ForeverOneDirection
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    bestfriends aren't about who you've
    known the longest.
    It's about who came and never left your side. ♥

  9. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    &Who remembers
    Smokin' Oken?


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    All a girl really needs,
    is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

  12. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:11am UTC
    Deleting one "ha"
    from your hahahahahaha, because you thought it was too much.

  13. BrianaLee BrianaLee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Me Texting My Crush:
    Me: Sometimes...I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce..sit in it, and pretend to be a meatball.
    Him:
    Me:
    Him: Sometimes...I steal a ladder, go to your house, climb up to your window, and i pull an edward and watch you as you sleep.
    So...Who Wants To Come To The Wedding<3

  14. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC
    HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
    me: mom i got all a's
    mom:
    me: mom i cleaned the house
    mom:
    me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
    mom:
    mom: is this your cup on the table?
    me: yes
    mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
    nmf/nmq
    tumblr

  15. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    August
    Back to school commercials
    Back to school sales
    Back to school shopping
    Worrying about my sleep schedule
    Schedules being posted on facebook
    Registration forms
    School letters
    Back to school statuses
    Missing school
    telling people you hope you have classes with them
    Wow, summer really is almost over.

  16. MissSopralto MissSopralto
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC
    blacklace
    When all the people in
    High School Musical
    have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
    nmf
    blacklace

  17. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Who elese
    Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

  18. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    my friend: what if you dated a guy with the same name as you
    me: what if i dated a guy

  19. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    We Are Teens #15:
    Seeing someone pretty and wishing you were them.

  20. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    We Are Teens #11:
    Periods = Hell.

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