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MySweetEscape
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December 30, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Despite everything,
I believe that people are truly good at heart. -Anne Frank

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missindependent415
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December 25, 2011 2:15pm UTC

"Never say goodbye.
because saying goodbye
means going AWAY
and going away means
forgetting."
Peter Pan :)

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arii321
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 9:28pm UTC

Saying " i hate this song"
but then singing all the lyrics .

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cepstein10210
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:52pm UTC

Anti Jokes #6
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"

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CuddlePanda
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December 24, 2011 11:56pm UTC

"How much is an Eminem?""50 Cent."
"What? That's Ludacris." ♥

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daedae4ever
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:42am UTC

LAZY RULE # 1IF U CANT REACH IT ITS NOT WORTH GETTING

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only1truebelieber08
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 1:09pm UTC

Don't tell me what's best for myself,
if you don't even know what's best for yourself.

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greekgeek1
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:00pm UTC

Suicide
I t s t h e o n e m i s t a k e y o u w o n t l i v e t o r e g r e t

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fluffyfan1
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 7:51pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You’re at a funeral and your phone rings on high volume
Even more awkward when
Your ringtone is “I Will Survive”

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 7:08pm UTC

fave if you hate cancer.
if you don't fave this, you're a sick person.
;)

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Fourteen
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 2:49am UTC

Biggest turn off, ever.
'When a guy, is a complete ,
Sweetheart , until he asks for a dirty picture.

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Sunflower20
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 4:03pm UTC

Daughter: Dad im lesbian.
Dad: Ok its cool!
2nd daughter: Dad im lesbian too.
Dad: Wtf?! Does anyone in this family like dick?
Son: I do!!

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 12:27am UTC

My expectations vs reality
shopping
expectation- I'm gonna buy that, and that, and that.. & It's all gonna look awesome
reality- Ew.. What's that deformed potato in the mirror?
nmf/nmqidea
jayciecutie

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_CoolStoryBro_
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 2:16am UTC

2OO8: wow, I was stupid last year.
2OO9: wow, I was stupid last year.
2O1O: wow, I was stupid last year.
2O11: wow, I was stupid last year.

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abster7
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:52am UTC

Difference between her and I?
I would do anything for you
and she would do anything with you.
nmf

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 2:58pm UTC

Dear food commercials,
NOBODY EATS IN SLOW MOTION WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED.
Sincerely, normal people.

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MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 12:01am UTC

So last night ;
Iwas at theguy
I like's house.
And he left the couch to go help his mom with
something .
And while he was gone , I played barbie with
his little sister .
Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
Then I smiled.
She looked at me , with the most serious face
And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
And he never lets me play with it !
So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
That You gave it to my big brother."
Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
Play with it .
She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
him !
Just then her brother walked into the room ,
In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
Made him hold my hand .
Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
she said ;
" Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
wassup.?"
Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
Brother and said ,
"marry her"
Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
Replied ;
I Pinkey Promise I will.
♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:32am UTC

everything i like is either:
illegal ,
immoral,
fattening,
addictive,
expensive,
or
impossible.

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youonlylifeonce97
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:48pm UTC

Brain Teaser: What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Fave if you get it.(:

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 6:35pm UTC

IT'S SEXY WHEN GUYS
SMELL GOOD. I JUST WANT TO EAT THEM

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