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_CoolStoryBro_

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Member Since: 4 Dec 2011 11:03pm

Last Seen: 11 Apr 2013 12:53am

user id: 246994

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  1. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:20am EDT
    when call me maybe comes on the radio:
    me: oh gosh, not again.
    me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL, DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL.

  2. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:33am EDT
    ipod: has thousands of songs.
    me: listens to same 5 on repeat.

  3. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:11am EDT
    mum: what are you laughing at?
    me: the internet.
    mum: can i see?
    me: no.

  4. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:35am EDT
    me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know.

  5. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:31am EDT
    I hate that feeling
    you get in your throat
    while you're trying to talk,
    when you're just about to cry.

  6. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:11am EDT
    You got a scar on your wrist? Don't worry, I won't judge you.
    You got burns on your legs? Don't worry I still won't judge you.
    You're depressed? Still not judging.
    Because no matter what you do with yourself, I will still love you to pieces.
    I will make you feel extra special.
    And I won't leave you because of your past, your present or your future.

  7. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:31am EDT
    click to see this quote

  8. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:07am EDT
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    persons says: hi

  9. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:25am EDT
    story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything.

  10. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:15am EDT
    me in public
    thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

  11. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 7:01am EDT
    person: what do you want for your birthday?
    me: *forgets everything I own and want*

  12. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:20am EDT
    me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me.
    me at school: i'm tired don't touch me.
    me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me.
    me making quotes at 3 in the moring: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?

  13. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:11am EDT
    Have you ever walked up to people
    and realized they were just talking about you?

  14. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:48pm EDT
    one direction: you're insecure don't know what for
    me: do you want a list

  15. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:52pm EDT
    mum: can I see your witty?
    me: WHAT WITTY?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*

  16. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:47pm EDT
    friend: you should've come with us!
    me: an invitation might have helped

  17. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:34pm EDT
    therapist:: now i'd like you to tell me about your most tragic experience ever
    me: well one time i had to restart my computer

  18. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:32pm EDT
    I'm a nice person,
    I just hate everyone.

  19. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:27pm EDT
    me: hi
    *2 seconds later*
    me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anyone again

  20. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:44am EDT
    talking to you makes my day.♥

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