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pickle_ninja
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February 14, 2011 11:16am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When the GPS tells a gay person to go straight ..

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Ashley Johnson*
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 5:59pm UTC

"FBI ! OPEN THE DOOR"
"what's the secret password?"

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Andrea_Loves_Skrillex
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Paper Cuts;
A tree's only revenge

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 3:23pm UTC

The girl on fire
+
The boy with the bread
=
Toast

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nicoleypoleyoley
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March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
I couldn't understand any of them
I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
so I did..
I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
people screaming, then everything was quiet.
I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
but when I looked down, I was fine
Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
then he turned around and ran..
It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
isle of the store
and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
then what next I saw took my breath away..
a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
.. right where I thought the man had shot me.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

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LoveThatWasLost
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September 2, 2011 12:28pm UTC

Here are some things I found out about the number 11: New York has 11 letters. So does Ramsin Yuseb. The was the terrorist that threatend to bomb the twin towers. New York is the 11th state. The first plane that crashed was number 11. It had 92 passengers. 9+2=11. The total number of victims Are 254. 9/11 is the 254 day on the calendar. 2+5+4=11
coincidence or something insane?

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orangemonkeys
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October 17, 2011 10:27pm UTC

Oprah makes;
$315,000,000 a year.=
$26,000,000 a month.=
$6,000,000 a week.=
$850,000 a day.=
$35,000 an hour.=
$600 a minute.=
$10 a second.
Damn. Who else wishes they were Oprah?

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:16pm UTC

SpongeBob Quote #001:
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick! Remember, flatter the customer, make him feel good!
*Door Opens*
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:38am UTC

Did you know?
that "listen" and "silent"
are spelled with the same letters?
format by jimmy365

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hugamoose3
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July 14, 2011 5:39pm UTC

It started as a book.Then a movie.A personal obsession. A phenomenon.An era that is now ending.My childhood. A part of me, that I'll never forget.Lets dedicate this quote to the one and only,
Harry Potter.format : ComeDownWithLove_

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Xx_BrokenInside_xX
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July 13, 2011 5:55pm UTC

click to see this quote

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rachvolleyelle4
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 6:03pm UTC

Favorite this is if:
-You're NOT a sl•t
-You're misunderstood
-You've been confused or hurt by a boy
-You cry at night
-You live on music
-Witty is your home
-You make wishes
-You like to help people
You're a normal teenage girl

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thebong
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 4:26am UTC

URGENT (PLEASE READ WITTY PEOPLE) :)
If you want another chapter of ESCAPE MY CLUTCHES then please fav this quote, im not doing it for the favs i just want to know if me putting in all this effort and cutting out study time is worth doing because people are actually reading it. <3 thank you guys, if i get at least 10 faves then i will continue working on it. Otherwise, there's going to be another story down the scrap heap.

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