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Howdy it's Megan!!!! :D 
I write worthy stories of your beautiful eyes and poems that will touch your hearts so take your time to read them and give me feedback and what not (constructive criticism only) if you want to be an ass go elsewhere i have no time for your shit :p I love to sing and play guitar, despite the fact im not very good XP i just love to be me :D

Love yas :D xx <3
  1. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:50am UTC
    okay so here is me singing :) been practicing so please subscribe and comment i will comment back because i'm a lovely person thank you guys for all your support xoxo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF6P4AL8ywc

  2. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 2:01am UTC
    I don't want to be helped... all the pills you're shoving down my throat is doing nothing but blinding my judgement and giving me false sense of relief... just leave me be, i want nothing more to do with you and your naturally lieing mouth.

  3. thebong thebong
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    April 8, 2013 5:33am UTC
    I'm thinking of writing a story called Shall I Count To 100 Oh Fair Sweet Maiden, it's going to be set in old England and basically it's going to be about a string of murders conducted by one character for revenge towards another. Up to you if i write it though i must add that it will be on my wattpad account and not on witty for i like to swear in my stories :p thank you guys xx tell me what you think?

  4. thebong thebong
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    January 31, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I thought the youngest was supposed to be the spoilt one... i guess that's now always the case...
    My sister: -comes home upset about her day
    mum's reaction: -goes in and talks to her for hours and comforts her
    me: -has a bad day, goes into my room upset and barely talks
    mum and dad together: -calls up my relatives and talks about how much of a mood ruiner i am and leaves me alone-
    me: -sits in my room and cries alone-
    Thanks guys...

  5. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Lucien leant over the window’s ledge, allowing his wrist to slack and his open palm to catch the base of his sculptured neck. His mauve eyes held the expression of exhaustion which impaled the corners of his feeble smile, now dwindling into a disconcerted scowl.
    He eased his fingers from his chin down to the nape of his masculine neck, rasping the beaded sweat which now clung to the surface of his palm. How irritating was his nights now hampered with the recollections of a deluded past. Slowly Lucien closed his eyes, allowing himself to inhale the fresh lawn’s air which trailed in through the open window. Things seemed peaceful… even if beneath this mask of peace and contentment was the devilish cries of something far more sinister.
    Chapter One
    Lucien glanced up, his eyes fixating upon the slender glistening of the crucifix which now wavered elegantly within the morning’s soft breeze. If he dared extend his arm he could doubtlessly grace its polished surface with the carefulness of his touch. The symbol of the lord; a smirk twisted to the corner of his thin pale lips. He could feel the amusement gathering within his throat as the odour of dragon’s blood, a familiar incense, slinked its way beneath the door’s base crack.
    ‘Senseless old fool,’ he scoffed.
    Lucien could never really bring himself to comprehend how this old man assumed he was safe in a realm occupied with nothing but sin. A knock shattered his thoughts. Reith fumbled with the matches and began to quickly light the scented candles placed within every corner of the room.
    ‘Are you up yet?’ The voice trailed in like an old-fashioned whisper. Archer had undoubtedly aged over the years of Reith living there.
    ‘Yeah, I’m up.’ Lucien tugged the belt around his jeans, pulling the waistline perfectly around his slim figure. He listened and waited for Archer’s footsteps to fade down the hall before he slid on his leather vest, fastening it down the centre, followed by his thick coat decorated with snowy fur around the rim of his hood.
    It seemed odd, how four years could possibly mould into one. It’d been four years since Archer opened his doors to a child peering up from a sheltered hood, even still to this day, he provides adequately to Lucien’s every needs. It was probably his religious side which forced him to act in such a way to even a stranger, especially that of an orphaned child. Reith just played the innocent, following along with his preacher’s ways and retained his actual reason for being there, a veil unmoveable by anyone but himself.
    He headed down the stairwell, being careful to keep his hand running effortlessly down the banister. Lucien recoiled, only just managing to evade touching the glossy cross which now dangled from the banister’s end. Archer tended to move them around without warning… but then again… why would he need to warn someone who allegedly believed so much in his religious ways? Lucien clenched his fingers gently into a ball just above where the cross swayed. With a little more concentration he could undoubtedly dismember the wretched thing and that’d be one less problem he’d be left to face, nevertheless, a mini flare-up would probably cause an unwanted fuss.
    ‘Why must you dress in such dark clothing?’ Archer glanced up from his bowl of porridge. ‘Sometimes I wonder where the communication has gone between you and our father-‘
    ‘It’s gone nowhere,’ Lucien murmured, a little edge to his tone as he pulled his seat back and lowered himself onto the cushion. ‘I just prefer the darker way, to leave room for the light,’ he smiled, almost restricting his own words.

  6. thebong thebong
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    January 12, 2013 4:30am UTC
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  7. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 6:50am UTC
    -me just casually sitting at the formal dinner table enjoying my lovely meal with my friends and family-
    mum: -pulls out her phone and starts passing it around the table-
    me: what are you showing them?
    mum: just the picture i took of you earlier -when the phone finally comes back to mum she leans over to me and shows it to me- dont you think you look like miss piggy?
    me thinking to myself: and here i was thinking i looked pretty on one of the most important days of my life and now i feel like a fat pig.... thanks mum...
    everyone around the table: she does doesnt she? -they all laugh-
    me: -shrinks back down in my seat-
    not only did i have appendicitis that day i had to put up with my self consious agreeing with everyone around me... i had a lovely time and it still gets to me to this day :/

  8. thebong thebong
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    December 19, 2012 7:50am UTC
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  9. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    i've never felt so alone with so many people around me...

  10. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 8:01am UTC
    Please Read
    Im considering writing a novel based on assassination, comment if you think it's a good idea and what you think i should include in it, such as, love, drama, action, horror. Just know that i will be completely devoted to this including within my descriptions. You wont be dissapointed. :)

  11. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 12:25am UTC
    I only just realised this but... I'm all alone...

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    October 24, 2012 10:06am UTC
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  13. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 6:54am UTC
    Hey, do you care about your children?? well i know i do ;) (yes im doing the whole promoting thing XP but guys please go to this link and use the drop down menu to vote for marmor and their new ride on mower, without it these poor kids are going to have to travel through snake infested grasses just to head to class. Let us put our votes together and get these children a safer passage to class XP :D cheers.
    www.cuacommunitycare.com.au

  14. thebong thebong
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    September 30, 2012 12:28am UTC
    well my parents are selling the house and moveing to a different town... they told me to defend on my own and right now i have no idea how to do that and only working twice a week for the minimum wage of $9 an hour... i only work ten hours a week. Looks like i'll be your next hobo :)

  15. thebong thebong
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    September 22, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    I dont even know why some people have kids e_e

  16. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 5:08am UTC
    Bring me down, hanging suspended from a ceiling which shall never shelter me and a rope which shall never stop me from achieving eternal life.

  17. thebong thebong
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 1:10am UTC
    If the voices I hear in my head arent real.... then why do I hear them in the first place? and why does everything they say make so much sense to me?

  18. thebong thebong
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    August 28, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPlHgpYd58Q&feature=youtu.be
    me singing the cranberries zombie XP playing guitar too so hope you enjoy, please like subscribe and leave a comment on what you think :D thank you <3

  19. thebong thebong
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    July 30, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Thank you to my lovely careing father... for without you i wouldnt know what it's like to have a cold heart, or to feel like im worth nothing. Yes im being sarcastic. You think you can control my every move and that i can be some obediant puppet... well father, no matter how many times you clench your fist in the my face or lay a hand on me i wont back down because i wont let you win.

  20. thebong thebong
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    June 30, 2012 1:43am UTC
    I really hope that my parents come out and tell me that im adopted soon, so i can get on my bike and find myself some real parents.

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