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pickle_ninja

1. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 1:20pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you're at the grocery store and someone is standing by what you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move ..
   
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2. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When a girl sees a shirt, and decides to wear it as a dress ..
   
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3. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2011 7:57pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you can't find your mom in a store & try to act chill ..
   
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4. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you accidentally call someone and they call back ..
   
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5. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2011 7:52pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you break something at a friend's house and try to put it back together and hide it ..
   
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6. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life ..
   
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7. pickle_ninja
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   April 1, 2011 7:47pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When your color blind friend thinks they've solved a rubix cube ..
   
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8. pickle_ninja
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   April 1, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you're yelling at someone and you mess up your words ..
   
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9. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you realize the person you're talking about is behind you ..
   
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10. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When the conversation dies and you're just like "so... "
    
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11. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:21am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When Rebecca Black gets grounded & it's friday ..
    
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12. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:17am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you take a shower in the middle of the day & you're not sure whether to put on clothes or pajamas ..
    
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13. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 12:11am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your best friend says "i'm pretty sure he likes me" but you know thats no where near true ..
    
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14. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you still can't understand what someone is trying to say after they've repeated themselves about 4 times ..
    
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15. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're in the store, you press a button on a toy & it wont turn off ..
    
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16. pickle_ninja
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    March 12, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When in 2013, Rihanna is the only girl left in the world ..
    
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17. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're hanging out with a couple & they start to get sweet with each other ..
    
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18. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When someone is telling you are REALLY long story thats supposed to be funny but really isn't ..
    
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19. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When sunday is more depressing than monday ..
    
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20. pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 12:06pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When you think you're done with your homework then you realize it has 32 more problems on the back of the worksheet ..
    
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