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xbrittanyx
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September 22, 2010 10:37pm UTC

DAMN;♥
I think I'm falling for him again.

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xbrittanyx
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January 10, 2011 10:19pm UTC

she paints a pretty picture,
but this story has a twist;
h e r p a i n t b r u s h i s a r a z o r , a n d h e r c a n v a s i s h e r w r i s t .

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xbrittanyx
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February 18, 2011 3:13pm UTC

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UnicornHoran
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September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Today a boy called me ugly.
Lol I'm joking.
Boys don't talk to me.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Friend: Did you know it takes 43 muscles
to frown and only 17 to smile?
Me: Did you know it takes 0 muscles for
me not to care?

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Infinity on high*
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July 23, 2012 12:09am UTC

HIGHSCHOOL?
It's what changes people
into what they said
they'd never become

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upanddown143
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July 22, 2012 8:47pm UTC

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I don't think I've ever had a pillow fight at a sleepover,
let alone one where feathers fly everywhere
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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
me: so thats my contribution to society
me:
me:
me:
me: you're welcome.

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keepsake
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July 22, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Crush: I like this girl...
Me: who?
Crush: well, she kinda look just like you<33
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me: One sec i'll get my sister.

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xHello
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July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC

I don't exercise to be healthy.
I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.

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allysinlove
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May 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Normal Teenager: I lost my virginity!
Me: I lost some followers...
1111

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 21, 2012 3:24pm UTC

You know at least one girl
Who makes the same face/pose
In every picture.
© ThatsSoMeee

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jade672
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December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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stephyyx0
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August 13, 2011 12:18pm UTC

When life gives
you lemonade, add vodka. (;

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DamnnTaylerx
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October 31, 2011 7:51pm UTC

I miss the days when
Halloween was about showing off your costume, rather then your cleavage.

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AlNicholas
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October 31, 2011 8:05pm UTC

so, it's november the 1st.
we can officially say,
IT'S CHRISTMAS
NEXT MONTH

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xwaddupshawtyx
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October 30, 2011 5:35pm UTC

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oursong
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September 24, 2011 1:15pm UTC

oh,the good old days
when calorie was just another 'big word',
and a bad hair day was when there was a 'bump' in your ponytail.
when nobody left anybody out on the playground,
and boys either had cooties, or were your best friends.
the biggest fights occurred when somebody stole your crayon.
wherever you went, your parents friends paid for you.
you didn't have to worry aboutwhat other people thought of you,
and the best memories were the ones made on the swingset.
i'd give just about anything
to go back to
those days.

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danni79
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September 24, 2011 10:27am UTC

O O
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