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  1. Together4ever Together4ever
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 11:39pm UTC
    I wish I was a
    white crayon
    so no one would use me.

  2. xocheerleaderxo143 xocheerleaderxo143
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    ••••••••• remember when... icarly was drake and joshwizards of waverly place was phil from the futureso random was all thatbut sponge bob will always be spongebob ♥ •••••••••

  3. keepmysecrets keepmysecrets
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When all of your friends are doing stuff together and your just a loner sitting in the corner of your house all like "I like turtles."
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  4. xcarmelaaax xcarmelaaax
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:51pm UTC
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    When you're in a store
    and you see the UGLIEST FREAKING SHIRT
    And wondering
    "What idiot would make such a thing?!"

    ------------♥------------
    it*nmf

  5. Imfallingforyaabby Imfallingforyaabby
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you are trapped in the corner of yourshower because the cold water is running.

  6. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 6:56pm UTC
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    I'm going to paint a blue square in my backyard
    so that when people look at it on
    google earth, it looks like I have a
    swimming pool.
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    *nnmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    &who else watches themselves
    on the monitor when you walk into the supermarket.

  9. pandabearlove pandabearlove
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    WHEN GIRLS RUN,
    their boobs jiggle!
    when guys run,
    do their balls jiggle?
    nmf/nmq?

  10. Kayla_Rosee Kayla_Rosee
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 12:56am UTC
    "lets stay up all night!"
    two hours later...
    "screw it im tired"
    at sleepovers<3

  11. compooterz compooterz
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Mirror: She looks so good !
    Camera: I beg to differ...
    nmq .

  12. Imabadbitch Imabadbitch
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    I wish...
    I wish i was the gorgeous friend.
    I wish i was pretty
    I wish when i look in the mirror i don't break down
    I wish i wasn't so insecure
    I wish i was anyone else except myself
    I wish that i didn't feel like i wasn't good enough for you
    Because of my looks
    I wish i didn't hate on myself so damn much

  13. xxForeveryoungxx19 xxForeveryoungxx19
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:03pm UTC
    Does anyone else remember
    When Disney was Disney 411 not 365 ?

  14. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    And who else
    hides things,
    in a store
    for
    whenthey
    come
    back
    another time?

    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    P a s t i s E x p e r i e n c e
    P r e s e n t i s E x p e r i m e n t
    F u t u r e i s E x p e c t a t i o n
    U s e y o u r E x p e r i e n c e ,
    In your Experiments ,
    To achieve your Expectations.

  17. marissarlly13 marissarlly13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    ♥American kid:
    "You're from the UK?
    Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
    British kid:
    "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?".

  18. MusicLaugh123 MusicLaugh123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    >> If her age <<
    is still on the clock
    she's to young [xx]
    for you bro////////// ☺

  19. SamiisaysRAWR SamiisaysRAWR
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    90's Kids Remember...
    reading R.L. Stine's - Goosebumps?

  20. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    DOES ANYONE ELSE,
    ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
    Want a love story just like Ron and Hermione?♥

:)

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