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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    My mom told me I need to be more feminine and see things from a woman's point of view for once..... So I looked out the kitchen window.

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    Plan of action :1) Go to pet store, purchase bird seeds and ask how long it'll take for the birds to grow2) Watch the reaction of the cashier

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    People assume I’m smart when theysee my glasses case. Then they seethat I use it to store a Snickers barand they recognize my true genius.

  4. StillStanding33 StillStanding33
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 12:35am UTC
    “Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
    ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  5. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    procrastination is my favorite policy

  6. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Theres nothing here in this heart left to borrow
    theres nothing here in this soul left to save.♡
    Please don't remove this!

  7. ♡infinity* ♡infinity*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 2:29pm UTC
    People always trying to escape it,
    move on to stop there heart breaking
    but theres nothing i'm running from, you make me strong.
    I'm sorry if I say "I need you"
    but I don't care, I'm not scared of love.
    cause when I'm not with you, I'm weaker.
    Is that so wrong? Is it so wrong
    that you make me strong?
    Please don't remove this!

  8. zoe13marie13lynn zoe13marie13lynn
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

  9. Ashlee Nicole* Ashlee Nicole*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I let my demons win

  10. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    "Sometimes the best moments are the ones you didn’t plan at all."

  11. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 4:14pm UTC
    you
    you think you can run into my life
    turn it around and smile
    like it's a white flag
    but I feel napalm falling down
    and I raise my voice to get over the flames
    but you don't see them so you
    just look at me like a modren piece of art
    you will come back in hopes for explination
    I won't give it to you
    dare you to shrug your houldes
    and you do because you
    do not undertand my anger
    and the fire is closing me in
    andI can only see red
    and I know you will come back
    but you won't
    just
    yet
    so I wait
    for the next airstike, or landmine
    I wear full armor and
    you seem to have forgotten
    so I grow tired of carrying it around
    and I still see you as danger, playng mental games
    and you see me as everchanging artwork
    not realising you're hoding the brush yourself
    and I keep waiting with silent breath and pounding heart
    can't afford to close these crying eyes
    and I wonder if you're in a shelter laughing at me
    or a café sipping wine
    wondering about some book
    and never think
    about
    me

  12. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    What doesn't kill me makes me
    awesome instead

  13. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    If I could see the future and
    how this plays out
    I bet it's better than where
    we are now

  14. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    My friend (talking to me):
    I feel like everyone's in a relationship. Except you.
    Me:
    Wow, way to make me feel good about myself.

  15. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 6:23pm UTC
    I fell in love with him like you fall asleep slowly then all at once The fault in our stars

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    me: I need sleep
    book:
    me:
    book:
    me:
    book:
    me: Okay, just one more chapter.

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 6:59pm UTC
    you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
     

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 8:36pm UTC
    if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 1:15am UTC

    And if your daughter came to you, crying with hunger, would you tell her no? Would you tell her she is too fat, she wants too much, she must shrink into society? No. Then why would you tell yourself the exact same thing? You are somebody’s daughter.
    — Michelle K., You Are Somebody’s Daughter.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 1:17am UTC

    I am merely A fish in a glass bowl
    Swimming in circles day after day
    Craving the openness of the deep blue sea
    My soul aches to be free
    J.L.

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