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1. zoe13marie13lynn
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   September 16, 2014 2:57pm UTC
   A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
   
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2. zoe13marie13lynn
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   September 16, 2014 12:06pm UTC
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3. zoe13marie13lynn
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   September 15, 2014 1:51pm UTC
   Forever is in a long time. But, I wouldn't mind spending it with you. <3
   
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4. zoe13marie13lynn
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   September 15, 2014 1:46pm UTC
   People build up walls... Not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
   
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5. zoe13marie13lynn
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   September 15, 2014 11:46am UTC
   You were given this life, because you are strong enough to live it.
   
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