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*blushes*
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January 7, 2015 6:57pm UTC

Her body is trying to stay alive but her mind doesn't play along.

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ErinIsTheName*
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January 19, 2014 12:01am UTC

Person: Ohh, I like your shirt!
Me: Yeah, me too. That's why I bought it.

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Jordan.*
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January 19, 2014 1:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your parents don't
appreciate the hilarious and sexy child
that they have been blessed
with.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC

Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
-soothe your boobs
-de-stress your breasts
-undo the calamity that is your mammaries
-adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time

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dreamer*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 7:40am UTC

I hate it when a student asks a legit question
because they're confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot.
Like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions.

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yourcool
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January 17, 2014 6:25am UTC

i'm the nicest rudest person you'll ever meet.
i dont give a fck about anything but at the same time i care about a lot. i hate people but i develop crushes easily, i hate myself but at the same time i am completely fabulous.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:32am UTC

life's big question: are you really that attractive
or is your selfie game just strong

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:49am UTC

you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your on terms.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:57am UTC

putting on makeup is such a
spiritual experience; i watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror, i love it

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yourcool
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January 17, 2014 7:05am UTC

i don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:07am UTC

if you can pin me down in
bed and hold my hand at dinner than you basically meet my standards

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Jordan.*
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January 5, 2014 4:45pm UTC

Hot shower
(noun)
A regular shower,
but with me in it.

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cocopuffs
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January 4, 2014 11:25pm UTC

How do 14-year-olds get pregnant
I can't even get a high-five from a guy

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cocopuffs
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January 4, 2014 10:49pm UTC

"Don't worry the spider is smaller than you..."
"Yeah, so is a grenade.."

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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Dishonored*
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October 27, 2013 10:15pm UTC

Stranger: I like your ____.
Me: Thanks.
Me: Wait... was that sarcasm?

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Apologetic*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 10:21pm UTC

my insecurities keep getting the best of me

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Smiley128
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:59pm UTC

Its hard to answer your question "whats wrong" when nothings right.

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babygirlx0x
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

it sucks cause i dont even knw if he feels anything for me

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Delicate*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 9:58pm UTC

No matter what we do,
somewhere there is a time where things were better between me and you. Somewhere there is sanity, and somewhere far off, there is okay.

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