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happiest*
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January 14, 2014 2:01pm UTC

how many calories does changing your layout burn

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happiest*
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January 16, 2014 2:04pm UTC

why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot or

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happiest*
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January 15, 2014 1:56pm UTC

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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CharliesTheName
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January 14, 2014 6:28pm UTC

Girl in my school: I want a boyfriend like Rolf from The Sound of Music.
Me: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah. A guy who will sneak out late at night with me, kiss me in the rain, dance with me in storms, come to my house for work but really just wants to see my smile, be a bit older than me to be able to care for me but still me close enough to my age to understand my feelings.
Me: and a guy who's a Na.zi.
Girl: Excuse me?
Me: Rolf. He's a Na.zi.
Girl: ...

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ChocoTaco
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January 12, 2014 2:33pm UTC

Me: *Puts lyrics in my essay papers*
Me: *Uses fandom references while talking to my friends*

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January 14, 2014 7:48pm UTC

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school.
And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony,
and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called
so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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January 12, 2014 1:51pm UTC

There is 196,000,000 squared miles on Earth and that bug
just happens to
fly into my face.

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January 10, 2014 4:12pm UTC

Kids with broken legs don't have to do PE, but kids with Social Anxiety still have to do public speaking, isn't there a problem there...

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happiest*
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January 14, 2014 1:57pm UTC

Old Generation:"You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation:"You were named after a celebrity." Next Generation:"You were named after a fictional character."

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Steve
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January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:11pm UTC

why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC

You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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