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mtndewhm*
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December 11, 2013 7:37pm UTC

*Stands on roof*
*Clears throat loudly*
*Yells*
I HAVE REALLY INTENSE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL TIME LOW

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Emily Moro*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:50pm UTC

a good friend would offer you an umbrella in the rain,
a best friend would steal your and say "run b*tch, run!"

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Morgan*
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December 11, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Me when my music is on shuffle:Plzz be my fave song, Plzz be my fave song, Plzz be my fave song! OMG ITS MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!

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appleloop*
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December 11, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing you'll never drink again.

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Phishy
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 11:39pm UTC

*Logs onto Witty*
HOLY SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS
" I made it to the "Top of Today" posts!
I'd like to thank my parents for supplying the WiFi,
my followers for sticking with me even through the bad quotes,
and I'd like to thank Steve for making this all possible.
I love you guys. I love you all.
Stay Golden
♥♥♥
Format by Breeze
Format by Breeze

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:29am UTC

11/12/13. lol. this will never happen again

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Hailey Stadalsky*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Music;
is the strongest form of magic.

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HelpfulPotato
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Witty needs an app

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 5:17pm UTC

In english class:
Mr. T: There is always that one kid in the family that is evil. You know what I'm talking about.
Me: *cough* Rachael *cough*
Rachael: hey!
Mr. T: Hey! Don't be mean to Rachael. She can't help it. She's a viking
Life lesson of the day: Rachael is a viking

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anchorage*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 5:34pm UTC

3 words.
8 letters.
Maybe one day...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 9:51pm UTC

what if edward actually just wore shimmer lotion and lied about vampires
being sparkly because he didn't want to share all the fabulous omg

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Halo Angel1*
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December 11, 2013 9:40pm UTC

If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember this: In 1788, the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Monsters are real, ghosts are real too.
They live inside us,
and sometimes
they win.
-Stephen King

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Me : Okay, i'll just go look it up on Google
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loading*
google : *loaded*
Me : Now, what was i gonna look up??

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 12:37pm UTC

& i keep overthinking this whole situation..

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Some people are so poor,
All they have is money.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

She wants to say "I love you",
But she leaves it at "Goodnight",
Because love requires falling,
And she's afraid of heights.

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