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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

"Women give birth,
they literally have the power to end the human species
if they decide in unison to boycott humanity.
So men, you should probably think about that,
because you have no idea what you're f//cking with."

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 23, 2013 10:59am UTC

BravoSierra's format
That terrifying moment
When everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

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Eli22b
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February 23, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Deja-poo:
The feeling that you've heard all this crap before.

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yourcool
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March 3, 2013 4:47pm UTC

i hate when you're trying to get a blanket on
but you turn it the wrong wat so then the short width is on you long ways and your feet are cold and you have to move the entire blanket again.

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yourcool
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February 26, 2013 5:10pm UTC

it's weird to imagine important people
as kids. like obama probably wrote "b00bs" on a calculator and laughed at one point in his life.

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BlackButterflies
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March 2, 2013 9:44pm UTC

yeah my milkshakes brin.g all the boys to the yard
but then i'm like no f.uck off these are my milkshakes not yours
so i drink all the milkshakes a.nd end up fat and alone

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happiest*
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March 4, 2013 3:25pm UTC

You never realize how offensive your music is
Until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds?
Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:07pm UTC

i have to sleep with a blanket on
no matter how hot it may be.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
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March 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC

You tell her she's beautiful, she'll tell you "No i'm not."
You tell her she isn't fat, she'll tell you "Do you see this?" and pull out her gut.
You compliment her on her looks, she'll tell you "There's girls out there who look better than me."
Do you know why she isn't taking any of your compliments?
It isn't because she likes hearing it or wants you to keep repeating it,
but because she truly feels like she doesn't deserve the compliments being given to her.
She knows her own flaws better than anyone else,
and they stand out to her more then anybody else.
So when she looks at herself, she doesn't see what you see.

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:22am UTC

if this were the 1600's i would have already
been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i would die next week.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC

did kim possible become stoppable?
did phil go back to the future?
did corey get out of the house?

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Hale_Storm18
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February 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Senior Prom vs. Laser Tag
Can I wear a pretty dress?
Prom: It is expected of you
Laser tag: Why not? Who says you can't play laser tag in a ball gown?
Are people going to touch me?
Prom: Yes. Most of them. Most of whom you hate.
Laser tag: Unlikely. If they do, shoot them.
Approximate cost?
Prom: $100-$300 dollars at a minimum
Laser tag: $25
Will I feel the need to shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night?
Prom: Yes. Yes you will.
Laser tag: No. You must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies.
Can I pretend to be Princess Leia defending the republic?
Prom: No. You will feel more like Slave Leia with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people touching you.
Laser tag: Hell yeah, you can. You must avenge your home planet of Alderaan.
Will my ears be violated by the sound of terrible music?
Prom: So violated that your ears could file charges
Laser tag: No. Only the sweet sound of phasers.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Tiffany
My life has just kinda gone down hill since the day I found out that it wasn't actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical...
Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
Sarah WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T HIM SINGING
48 minutes ago · Like

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

We all have that friend
that we like and hate at the same time

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ChocoTaco
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March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

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