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has_no_life
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 4:41pm UTC

seeing cute & hot 11 year olds make me so angry
they're meant to be awkward with bad haircuts
and they're supposed to suffer the same way I did.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 4:21pm UTC

What if everyone driving on the highway turn their radios to the same station
and blasted the volume, it would be like a traveling concert

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Chris*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Him: How do you do that?
Me: Do what?
Him: Act like you don't care, like you feel nothing.
Me: It's easier than you'd think.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Friend : let's go to a party
Me : i can't
Me : i'm ugly

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Me as a lawyer
Me: *prosecuting lawyer voice* I have only one question for the defendant, guiltypersonsayswhat?
Defendant: What?
Me: Owned. You're going to jail.

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zer0*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and
serious text post with no hidden
meaning whatsoever

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
I love spanish

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cirkel96
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 10:59pm UTC

I hate how my thighs touch. And how curvy I am. I hate the way my hair falls, parted down the middle-not special at all. I hate that I’m blind without glasses or contacts. I hate the way my eyes crinkle shut when I smile or laugh. I hate my tiny feet. I hate that I’m five feet and two inches tall. I hate that I weigh 132 lbs. I hate that there are scars all over my body. I hate the way my knees have these weird indents in them. I hate my tiny hands. I hate how I can’t keep polish on my fingernails for longer than an hour without ruining it. I hate the sound of my own voice. I hate my stupid short fingers. I hate the way my legs look so fat when I sit down wearing shorts.
But the things that I hate about myself are more than skin deep.
I hate the way I’m allergic to basically every season, and the majority of lotions and perfumes. I hate the way my throat starts to hurt when I don’t get enough sleep. I hate that I never get enough sleep. I hate that I compulsively wash my hands multiple times. I hate that if I don’t follow my daily routine perfectly I have to start over. I hate that I over think every little detail of my life, and every single thing that I say. I hate the panic attacks, and the feeling that everyone is constantly judging me, talking about me, laughing at me. I hate that nobody really likes me. I hate that I always look for the best in people and get screwed over for it. I hate the way I get migraines when I overstress. I hate that I hate myself every time I take a bite of food. I hate that I weigh myself everyday, and curse myself if there’s no drop in my weight. I hate the way that I want to keep losing weight, until I’m skinny and perfect. I hate how I want to be so pretty. I hate that somedays pain is the only thing reminding me that I’m still alive.
I hate that I hurt my parents. I hate that they have to worry about me all of the time. I hate that they think they’ve failed me somehow. I hate that I have to tell them that it’s not their fault. I hate that I don’t care about anything anymore. I hate that I used to have a plan, but now I’m just drifting through my life. I hate that I have to put my friends before school work because they’re the only reason that I am able to fight the urges. I hate that I used to love school, but now it just makes me even more depressed than I already am.
I hate that I am completely dependant on anti-anxiety drugs and anti-depressants. I hate that my mom knows that the only way I function normally is pumped with chemicals. I hate that I can’t remember the last time that I really truly cared about my future. I hate that I am able to look the people who love me in the eye and tell them that nothing is wrong, that I am just fine.
I hate that I have become so good at lying that I often believe myself. I hate that everything around me turns to crap. I hate that I’m so selfish. That it’s my mom who might have cancer not me. I hate that I’m making it about me. I hate that I don’t know what I’d do without her. I hate that I always count on him. I hate that I’ve made him hate me too. I hate that he pities me and still talks to me. I hate that I believed him when he told me he loved me. I hate that I meant it when I told him I loved him too.
I hate that when I’m sad he’s the first person I think of texting. I hate that he replies when it’s serious. I hate that I keep pushing away really good guys for someone who only wants me when he can’t have me. I hate that I don’t hate him at all.
I hate that I have no sense of empathy for the things that everyone around me goes through. I hate that I want to feel bad but can’t. I hate that I know there are times when I should feel a certain way but I just can’t.
I hate that I’ve become comfortable in my depression. That I don’t have the will to fight it off.
I hate all of these things about myself. And I hate that I am able to accept other people hating me. I hate that I hate me too. I hate that that doesn’t even phase me anymore.

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lexilu4322
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 7:53pm UTC

i
follow
Ana.
although she kills me
i have to follow her
no matter who it hurts

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kayybeee18
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:34pm UTC

I met this girl named Ana
She's pretty, thin, and tall.
She had the smallest frame I've seen
and not a single flaw.
I met this girl named Ana
She introduced herself today.
She seems so very nice.
She says she wants to stay.
I know this girl named Ana.
She's so perfect and it's true.
I'm so fat compared to her,
But she'll make me skinny too.
I'm friends with this girl named Ana.
I've started eating less.
And hating the person in the mirror.
My life's become a mess.
My best friend is this girl named Ana.
I want her to always stay.
All my other friends have left
But she will never stray.
The only one I listen to is Ana.
She's so smart and full of advice.
I'm starting to get smaller.
My health is my only sacrifice.
I'm scared of this girl named Ana.
I can't get her out of my head.
It finally occurred to me
that Ana wants me dead.
I hate this girl named Ana
She makes my life a hell.
Someone please hear my silent screams
because she won't let me tell.
My worst enemy is this girl called Ana.
She's a demon in my head.
She seemed so nice at first,
But I was so misled.
I'm prisoner to this girl called Ana.
I'm captive to her will.
I can't help but do what she says.
How can I be so fat still?
My murderer is this girl named Ana.
She starved me to my grave.
My heart finally stopped beating.
I just couldn't continue to be brave.
This is about a girl named Ana.
She'll starve you to the grave.
If you ever meet her,
you should be afraid.
Anna shows no mercy.
She'll take your life away.
If you give her the chance,
in your head she'll stay.

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Pesadilla
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 11:23am UTC

10 year olds
fatty meals and chubby thighs
runway models with bones well defined
saying no to burger and chips
after all a moment on the lips, a lifetime in the hips
12 year olds
balances meals and pinching thighs
brainwashed friends with pro ana
and wanting to be hurl
after all boys don't life fat girls
14 year olds
skipping meals and thinner thighs
five miles run for one cube of cheese
counting calories, not wanting meals
after all nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
16 year olds
no meals and gap in thighs
arms like matchsticks, poking out ribs
size two dresses and body so mini
after all everything looks good on skinny

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Yesterday I was doing my
algebra homework and my sister was sitting next to me doing her english homework and it was like this 5 page packet and she was done within 3 seconds and I was like "What the heck how did you finish so fast??" and then I saw her packet and the instructions were to make EVERY WORD PLURAL THAT MEANS JUST ADDING A FRIGGING S TO EVERY WORD WHY CAN'T I GO BACK TO THOSE DAYS WHYY WHYYYYY

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC

relative: so what are you learning in math?
me: that's a good question.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:03pm UTC

I girl I know posted this on facebook
"curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 11:06am UTC

She needs make-up
to cover up because,
society taught her
who she is, isn't enough.

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CreasedButterfly
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 11:31am UTC

7:00am (•-•) Tired.
12:00pm (•-•) Tired.
5:00pm (•-•) Tired.
10:00pm (•-•) Tired.
3:00am \ (•◡•) /
Time to redecorate my entire bedroom!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 11:14am UTC

Some girls my age: Oh my gosh, it's so weird to have a crush on a celebrity who's, like, five years older than me.
Me: HA
Me: HA HA
Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Me: haha
Me: *wipes tears from my eyes*

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