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yourcool
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July 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I think I might be the saddest happy
person and the meanest nice person to ever exist

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 8:05pm UTC

maybe your d.ick is so small because
you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:16pm UTC

I can't think of anything worse
Than hating the person who everyone else loves.

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Eli22b

posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:34pm UTC

I really wish I knew sign language,
it'd be pretty handy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"f" is for friends who
abandoned me after 7th grade

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 8:11pm UTC

"Americans are really annoying."
you're just mad bc martin luther king jr had a dream and you weren't in it

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ImmaBeWitty
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May 5, 2013 3:50pm UTC

You are wHaT
You Love, noT
wHo Loves you.

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Ash_leigh*
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July 8, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Me: Siri tell me a joke
Siri: *turns on front camera*

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happiest*
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July 8, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I DON'T NEED SOMEONE THAT
SEES THE GOOD IN ME.
I NEED SOMEONE THAT SEES THE BAD
& still wants me.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC

hot person: appearances don't matter

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 3:36am UTC

"am i the only girl who--"
no.
you're not.
there are a lot of people like you.
you're not better than all the other girls.
there is nothing wrong with being like the other girls.

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HakunaaMatata
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July 3, 2013 12:44pm UTC

L O V E M E
today [don't leave me ] x|||||||||||||
TOMORROW.

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br0kenwings
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July 3, 2013 7:20pm UTC

NO-ONE IS GOING TO SAVE YOU.
You have to save yourself.
Please don't remove this!

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MissAnna
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July 3, 2013 11:47pm UTC

this year it seems i all but
disappeared.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:04pm UTC

"what kind of buildings do
americans live in"
FREEDOMES
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC

did someone say… freedom? [morphs into an eagle and flies away]
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:39pm UTC

unfollowing me won't change the fact that my country won the revolution
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:08am UTC

boy: i like your jacket
me: you're welcome
me: wait a second

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Breeze
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July 5, 2013 1:29am UTC

FINAL EXAMS
Things in the course
Things I studied
Things on the exam
Format by Breeze

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