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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    what if tattoos just randomly appeared
    on our skin at key points in out lives? and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.

  2. lovebeinghyper lovebeinghyper
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Mean Boys..
    You can only have your
    hair spiky once a week,
    You can't wear the
    same after shave
    two days in a row,
    You can only wear
    shirts or polo's on
    a Friday
    And on Wednesday's
    we wear blue.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    He looked beyond the window and said,
    “Life is unfair. I like her, but she likes someone else.”
    And I murmured,
    “And I like you, but you like her.It’s just about fair.”
    “What did you say?”
    “Nothing.”

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    things i never learned in high school:
    - how to do taxes
    - what taxes are
    - how to vote
    - what politics are
    - how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
    - how to write a check/balance a check book
    - anything to do with banking
    - how to do loans for college
    - how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
    - how to buy a house or a car
    but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    i was on some website and i saw this:
    "my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
    her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
    brother: i want to thank them for something.
    her: what for?
    brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
    faith in the lower generation has been restored.

  7. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    It's almost Christmas, so...
    dashing through the snow
    get the f#ck out of my way
    you're so f#cking slow
    how much do you weigh?
    (Ha- ha- ha)
    you can't f#cking sing,
    I'll start a f#cking fight,
    get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
    I'm driving here tonight....
    oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
    get the f#ck out of my way
    oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
    Hey!
    jingle bells, go to hell.
    b#tch what did I say?
    move that a/ss cause you can't hide
    from my motherf#cking sleigh
    Hey!

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
    When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
    When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
    And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
    When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
    They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
    They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
    They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
    "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
    "This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
    When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
    but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
    then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
    And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
    Those children all flew into the arms of their King
    And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
    one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
    And as if He could read all the question's he had
    He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
    The He looked down on earth, the world far below
    He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
    Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
    "Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
    "May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
    "I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
    Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
    "Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
    Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
    All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
    And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
    "In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

  13. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    How my parents work....
    Me: I have to be somewhere in ten minutes.
    Parents: Okay let me just get dressed. AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE. WRITE A BOOK. MAKE A THREE COURSE MEAL. DIG A WHOLE TO CHINA.
    Parents: I have to be somewhere in ten minutes.
    Me: * Putting on shoes*
    Parents: WHAT THE ACTUAL F UCK WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
    -tumblr

  14. ukfangirl ukfangirl
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I'm a holiday virgin:
    -Never had a New Years kiss.
    -Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
    -Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
    -Never had a Valentine.
    -Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
    Oh the joys of the undesiriable.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Do you ever have that one person that you have a subtle, tiny crush on
    and it just never goes away?

  16. makarene makarene
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:05am UTC
    new to witty
    tell me who to follow??

  17. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Did you know.
    In every Webster's dictionary they add a made up word that way they know if someone copies their dictionary.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  18. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    I would quite happily give up my Christmas...
    If it meant that the children who died in the Connecticut shooting, could live to see another one.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    when i was a kid, i was obsessed with
    those automatic coupon takers at the supermarket.

  20. Offical_TeenagerPost Offical_TeenagerPost
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Teenager Post # 6913
    Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural motherf*cker.
    "Can I have some water, por favor?"
    teenagerposts.tumblr.com
    nmf

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