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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    When I was kid,
    "You're not invited to my party"
    was the worst insult, ever.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    He's annoying.
    He's hilarious.
    He's the world's biggest jerk.
    He makes me want to scream.
    He ruins my day and saves it in the last minute.
    He drives me crazy.
    He's out of his mind.
    I hate his guts.
    And he's everything I want.

  3. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    HEADPHONES ON.
    WORLD OFF.

  4. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    I never really realized how loved and appreciated I was on witty.
    I never understood how accepted I was or how girls looked up to me.
    It wasn't until I left, and then came back after a month that I realized you guys actually missed me.
    But I'm nothing of a role model.
    I'm a stupid girl who did something she shouldn't have done.
    A pregnant, depressed, bipolar, suicidal girl isn't exactly the ideal role model.
    But a lot of you see that. And you still love me.
    And I wanted to dedicate this quote to all of my witty girls.
    You honestly, HONESTLY, don't understand just how much you mean to me.
    I love every single one of you so much.
    You're all so amazing and incredibly gorgeous people.
    Thanks, to all of you, because I know for a fact I would not be here without you.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I hate it when people "k" me
    and then don't understand why I stop replying.
    tumblr

  6. kdemjr kdemjr
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Admit it...
    when you have fake nails, you tap them everywhere to hear the "cool sound."
    nmf

  7. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Hearing something that kills you inside but having to act like you dont care.
    nmq

  8. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC
    who else was forced
    to play the recorder, as a kid?
    nmf

  9. Yankeelover2 Yankeelover2
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Yoga pants,
    are a push-up bra
    For your butt. ♥

  10. EveryonesBeautiful45678 EveryonesBeautiful45678
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:02am UTC
    yolo#9;Eating soup with a fork.

  11. cac1717 cac1717
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    not being able to
    to pull off a prank because
    'your laughing like an idot
    t h e whole time
    nmf
    nmf

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:34am UTC
    "Being single doesn't make you weak
    it means that you're strong enough
    to wait for what you deserve"
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:21am UTC
    those days
    where you just know
    you're gonna cry when you get home.

  14. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Boy's confession #16
    we can go crazy over a girl's smile!
    Shall I make a whole series? ;) fave.

  15. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Seei ng a quote
    & thinking:
    "oh my gawd thats my LIfe"
    format by sandrasaurus

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Niall: Perverted 12-13 year olds scare me..
    Me: Awh shiz. I'm screwed.

  17. StayWonderful StayWonderful
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:40am UTC
    me: gets in shower
    me: *too hot*
    me: turns knob one centimeter
    shower:
    WEL COME TO ANTARCTICA.
    NMQ

  18. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Weird Thought
    In 100 years
    Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
    of dead people.
    should i do a series?(:

  19. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    *How my mom works*
    Me: Mom, I got all A's
    Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
    Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
    Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
    Me: Yes
    Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

  20. cupcakes_X cupcakes_X
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:07am UTC
    My Room May Be Messy
    But
    I know where everything is.
    Just me?

    nmf.

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