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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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byewitty*
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 5:34pm UTC

So you're a directioner and criticize Taylor Swift?
Can I tell you a secret?
She kissed Harry Styles and you never will.

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byewitty*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:52pm UTC

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~bee mine~
Format by Breeze

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byewitty*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:10pm UTC

When your try so hard,
then everyone gives up on you.

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byewitty*
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Why spiders?
Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

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byewitty*
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC

There are all kinds of courage.
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our
enemies, but just as much to our friends.
-Albus Dumbledore
Cookiedoughformats

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 11:47pm UTC

hi pope francis.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

*When God created me*
God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent.
God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead...
God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal.
God: *Drops whole bottle*
God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness...
God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 6:32pm UTC

So apperantly Kidz Bop is releasing
a version of Thrift Shop...
Kidz Bop Singers: WALK UP IN THE SCHOOL LIKE WHAT UP I GOT A LUNCHBOX

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

*My conversation with my mom*
Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
Mom: How can you be so sure?
Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
Mom: Why would you name them that?
Me: It's an inside joke.
Mom: With who?
Me: ...Myself...
Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC

getting addicted to a show and then
watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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