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  1. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:04am UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    if a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects,
    then how could you expect a single student to learn
    all subjects?
    Sincerely, Every student

  2. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    TheTrueMeaningOfAwkward#2
    two pedophiles meeting up after chatting as 15 year olds online

  3. movinatthespeedoflove17 movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    if they don't chase after you when you walk
    away,
    KEEP WALKING

    nmf/ nmq
    tumblr
    yeah, you know who you are
    and i'm not coming back
    if i really meant so much,
    you never showed it

  4. bubbles12 bubbles12
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    what if when you're wearing CROCS, you get a sun tan?

  5. She She
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:36am UTC
    Child Predator: I have candy, come in my van.
    Me: No thanks.
    Child Predator: I have One Direction, come in my van.
    Me: Okay.

  6. Daylynn Daylynn
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    I want a
    Summer romance.♥

  7. BrieLynn BrieLynn
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    You'll get bored of me.
    You'll get annoyed by me.
    You'll hate me.
    You'll stop talking to me.
    Eventually.
    Just like everybody else.
    tumblr/but not my format.

  8. amaryllisxwinthrop amaryllisxwinthrop
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    IT'S GETTING HARDER
    to stay awake
    AND MY STRENGTH
    is fading fast

  9. NotPicturePerfect NotPicturePerfect
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Fave this if you were
    Born on your birthday :)
    nmf

  10. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Mom: what are you laughing at?
    Me: the internet
    Mom: can i see?
    Me: no

  11. powchickkaboom powchickkaboom
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    i never changed...,
    i was just never the person♥
    » » » you thought i was.

  12. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    They always ask you 'what's wrong,'
    But I find that none of them really care.

  13. kr24soccer kr24soccer
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left!
    Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly*
    nmq

  14. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    no one finds me attractive
    so i eat whatever i want.

  16. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
    me: no
    adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
    me: or you know it could be the small fact that i look like some kind of troll and am
    completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the
    internet

  17. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    all my friends: Haha you're a virgin and we're not!! We have great boyfriends and guys are alllll over us!!
    Me: sorry my face is my birth control.....

  18. scoreoar9159 scoreoar9159
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    me: hey i just met you
    niall:what
    me :and this is crazy
    niall:...
    me:but heres my numb..
    niall:howd you get in my shower?
    me: ...
    niall: ..

  19. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #49
    "WAIT, read the directions first"

  20. Annamaria25 Annamaria25
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    There's always that one girl who you secretly
    hate ALOT.
    .
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