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I am in love with JB, One Direction, I believe in God.

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I have super high expectations for myself.

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Todo list:
1. Buy a swing
2. Name it "mood"
3. Find a crabby person.
4. Give it to them, tell them it'll be good for them.

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Dear Teacher,
if the bell doesn't dismiss me
then the bell doesn't get to decide
When I show up for class.

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 8:26am UTC

Suite life of
[Zack and cody]
>>Where blondes are smart<<
and---------->asians are dumb
~Parallel universe much? ~
Very.
fave if you get it ;)

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 2:29pm UTC

Want to be in a story? PouringRain is writing one! Check it out if you wanna be in a story!!!! ♥

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Go follow PouringRain!
Shes writing a story if you're interested!

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Fave this if you were
Born on your birthday :)
nmf

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:33am UTC

Hunger Games Lullaby
And if that Mocking Jay don't sing,
Momma's gonna buy you a bow to string.
nmf

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Girl: AWW, what if I got HIS name tatooed on my hand?
Normal People: AWW, HE'D LOVE THAT! You guys are gonna be together forever!
Me: Hah. That'll suck when you break up.
nmf 1111

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:58pm UTC

....................................................................
Walking through a metal
detecotor at an airport and having your abs of steel
Set it off <3.
nmf
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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Walking through house with shoes:
Mom: I just washed the floor! and now your messing it all up with your shoes!
Me: I just cleaned the toilet...looks like people using it will mess it up...
NMF

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 8:08am UTC

That awkward moment when
the company decides to put chips in my bag of
Air
-_-
nmf

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posted a quote
May 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC

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If Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married their names
Would be Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner
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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 5:47pm UTC

One Direction Got arrested! omg!
JK LOLZ

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Need. To. Be. Skinnier.
Ugh..

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Confession #13:
I don't know how to tell you
....

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:53pm UTC

ALPHABET OF ME
[a]vailable: yeah
[b]irthday: in march
[c]rush: M, R♥
[d]rink you last had: water
[e]asiest person to talk to: my mom
[f]avorite genre of music: pop, jb, nikki minaj, and anything on my fave radio station
[g]ummy bears or gummy worms: Worms all the way!
[h]ad your first kiss: I wish!
[i]nstrument: My voice!
[j]uice: orange :)
[k]illed someone: NOOO!!!
[l]ongest trip: hmm, six months?
[m]ilkshake flavor: strawberry
[n]umber of siblings: 5 (not counting me)
[o]ne wish: oh, um, let's c... i'm not sure.
[p]erson who holds the best memories with you: my mom, sister, family, friends?
[q]uiet or loud: Both
[r]easons to smile: Oh, theres so many
[s]ong: So good- B.O.B
[t]ime you woke up: seven
[u]mbrella: polka dot one
[v]egetable: all except for squash.
[w]arm at the moment: yup!
[x]-rays you've had: arm, appendix
[y]our favorite animal: all except for rats and snakes
[z]odiac sign: pices

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:21am UTC

Confession #12
Well this sux, and I don't even know how to tell you...
I'm just so sorry.
I'll tell you, I will. I just don't know how...
This might not make sense to anyone, but it makes sense to me.

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:31am UTC

Selfie Day!
Today is selfie day. Therefore, you have to:
Comment on this quote and write something about yourself and maybe you'll find a witty bestie!
Good luck!
nmf

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 10:52pm UTC

Letter challenge.
[29] - The person that you wont to tell everything to, but are to scared to
Dear Girl.That.I.Know
Some of my friends might be able to tell who I'm talking about. If they're taking time to read this. I really could care less if a million people read this, or if nobody read this. So here it goes:
Girl.That.I.Know...Why do you have to do that? Lie. Do you think I'll make fun of you for knowing the truth? Because I won't. In fact, I know the truth. I'm wondering if I should call you out on it? No, thats not the right word. I'm wondering if I should make it visible that I know that you're lying. I just...I don't know. I can tell when you're lying. I already know the answers to my questions, I don't know why you think you need to try to be better that everyone else. Just be yourself!
And then theres the getting mad at me all the time. I don't even know what I do. I'm not picture perfect...neither are you. but you're trying to be.
....
But I've already said too much.
--NotPicturePerfect

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NotPicturePerfect
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Comment Your Birthday
& find your twin ! (:
nmf

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