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kawaiineko

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Member Since: 19 Jan 2012 10:54am

Last Seen: 7 Feb 2016 10:20pm

Gender: F

user id: 265273

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  1. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    boy: girls are so weird
    girl: why do say that?
    boy: they can be happy and sad at the same time
    girl: well I know something that could make you happy and mad at the same time.
    boy: what?
    girl: yours is bigger than your friend's........

  2. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    That @$$ person
    that whispers "YESSS" everytime they get an answer right

  3. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    B-I-T-C-H
    being
    in
    total
    control(of)
    him
    or
    beautiful
    individual
    that
    causes
    hardons

  4. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Watch This!"
    something said right before someone does something amazingly stupid
    hey peter watch this!
    *jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*
    urbandictionary

  5. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Pumba: uhh, timon? were you just digging in your nose?
    Timon: nooooo, it was itching..............from the inside.

  6. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Teacher: okay class, take out your homework
    Me: WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!?

  7. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 6:35pm UTC
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  8. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Mean girls quote #3
    Janice: what's that smell?
    cady: Regina let me borrow some purfume.
    Janice: you smell like a baby prostitute.

  9. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:28am UTC
    Did you just fart?!?
    nooo I can burp out of my A$$

  10. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Mean girls quote #2
    karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
    cady: Really? That's amazing.
    karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

  11. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:44pm UTC
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  12. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Dad: *looks at me during dinner*
    Dad: you're gonna starve when you go to college
    Me: why do you say that?
    Dad: 'cuz you can't cook anything.
    Me: I CAN TOO COOK!
    Dad: eggs don't count.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: how bout ramen noodles?

  13. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:54am UTC
    Am I the one who
    can't help but play on those interactive youtube ads on the sides even though I know it'll take me to some annoying website that I have no interest in whatsoever?

  14. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    That one friend who:
    1.) always steals your food
    2.) ditches you for every guy that comes along
    3.) always changes their number
    4.) always knows how to make you laugh
    5.) offers to beat someone up anytime you're upset
    6.) knows about all the drama going on (your source of gossip)
    7.) texts non stop
    8.) never does their homework
    9.) always does their homework
    10.) is SUPER loud all the time

  15. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Watching A Movie
    and whispering stuff like, "Oh my god, Hurry up!!" in the heat of the moment

  16. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Haters: F*ck one direction
    Directioners: Challenge accepted.

  17. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Songs We All Remember #6
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnRMPsHN1E&feature=related

  18. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    TheTrueMeaningOfAwkward #6
    having to poo at someone elses house, and/or having someone walk into the bathroom right after you pooped

  19. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I bet You
    When bella's on her period, Edward uses her tampons as a tea bag

  20. kawaiineko kawaiineko
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Songs We All Remember #5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNTp2ZaCaDs

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