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  1. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    While watching titanic,
    i always start crying at that scene where the mom is tucking her
    two kids in bed, and the old couple are hugging each other to sleep.
    not at jack and rose.

  2. Racheeeeeel Racheeeeeel
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    that awkward moment when...
    when you think of the most amazing username and someone already has it and you think “THAT B^TCH READ MY MIND O.O”

  3. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    For all you know, I could be some 60 year old pedophile.

  4. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  5. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Drake: "Wait, if theres a New Jersey, why isn't there just a Jersey?"
    Josh: "I don't know, i wasn't at the meeting!"
    nmf LAYOUTCREDI
    

  6. unkn0wn unkn0wn
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    silenttears
    prolouge~
    It was pitch black out that night, the kind of darkness that could easily scare a person, except for Ashley.
    "Come on Emma!" she squealed, tugging on my arm lightly.
    "What do you want?" I moaned, rubbing my eyes.
    I looked at my clock, sighing heavily.
    "Ashley, it's two in the morning."
    "no sh/t sherlock." She teased, ripping the blankets off of me.
    "We're sneaking out tonight."
    I had snuck out before, but tonight felt different.
    "I'm tired." I complained, burying my head farther under a pillow.
    "Stop being a baby and man up." She spat, yanking me out of bed.
    "Get your bikini on, we're going night swimming."
    I reluctantly did what Ashley wanted, sneaking out of her house and walking to the lake nearbye.
    The water felt warm but at the same time, uninviting.
    I dipped my toes in, letting my feet sink into the soft sand as Ashley dived into the water smoothly without a care.
    "Come on, let's go to the dock!" She yelled as she began moving her arms and legs briskly through the soft waves.
    I envied the way she could make just about anything look graceful.
    I scrunched my nose up, moving into the water slowly until my waist was completely in, translucent and milky white under the moonlight.
    I paddled my body lightly until I was at the dock, and sat next to Ashley, drying off.
    She looked so pretty under the light of the moon, her tropical blue orbs sparkling brighter than they usually did.
    "I'm glad your my best friend." I whispered, leaning my head onto her shoulder.
    "I know." She said, before jumping in.
    A wave of crystal like water splashed me, and I giggled, jumping in after her.
    "Race you back!" She spluttered, spitting out water as she began swimming back.
    I started swimming quickly, increasing my speed until I was much farther past her, moving at an incredible pace.
    "Looks like I won!" I laughed, reaching the shore line.
    That's when I heard her scream.
    I turned, hearing Ashley struggle and call my name but I couldn't see where she was.
    "Ashley?" I asked, feeling a sharp chill running up my spine.
    "Ashley, are you okay?"
    The sounds of struggle turned to silence, and there was nothing except for the wind blowing lightly, making my blonde locks fly around my face in a distorted fashion.
    I would never see my best friend again.
    She was gone.
    hey guys, I hope you liked my story so far(:
    I've been brainstorming for a while now and I finally came up with a pretty good story line.
    100+ faves for chapter 1.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. jackie13140 jackie13140
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    like and i will follow you!

  9. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    So, I need prayers.
    My aunt has Leukimia, which in case you didn't know its blood cancer. She needs bone marrow from her brother who lives in Iraq. If she doesn't get it, she'll die. Her kids are all so young. Their ages are 8, 3, and 18 months. The 8 year old has down syndrome and its too much work for their dad. Please, Please. I'm BEGGING you guys. Send good prayers towards our way. Pray that her brother is allowed to come into America JUST to give her the bone marrow. Please? I can't lose my aunt, I can't.
    If you read this, thank you so much.
    If you're not religious, please send good thoughts then.
    In return, if you guys need any prayers.
    Post them as a comment. I'll pray for you guys tonight!
    2 people praying is better than 1!
    <3 Thank you my witty sisters.

  11. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    And who else likes these bands/singers?
    Three Days Grace
    Evanescence
    Paramore
    Pillar
    Areosmith
    Eminem
    Kelly Clarkson
    Avril lavigne
    The Civil Wars
    Arcade Fire

  12. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    ♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

  13. writerrsblock writerrsblock
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    A DAY WITHOUT
    LAUGHTER,
    IS A DAY WASTED [x]
    nmf

  15. Xxanni12 Xxanni12
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    The True Beauty Challenge.
    The rules:
    For one day you're not allowed wear makeup, tight clothes, short clothes or straighten/curl your hair.
    You have to wear sweatpants, a loose top, a baggy jumper, ugg boots, throw your hair up in a ponytail or a messy bun and write 'True Beauty' on your wrist.
    You aren't allowed fake anything, no faking a smile, no pretending to like somebody, no pretending to be somebody you're not.
    You be your true self for a full 24 hours.
    I made this up myself! Please help spread the word!
    -Lil_JLSter

  16. writerrsblock writerrsblock
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Innocent
    C H A P T E R F I V E
    "Noah" I screamed, biting down painfully hard on my lower lip. I was sitting against the toilet seat, my hands covering my stomach as I lay my head against the cool tiled floor.
    "Are you okay Len?" He asked, as he made his way into the girls bathroom, ignoring the glares and squeals around him. I weakly pushed the stall open, calling his name again. Before he could reach me, I heaved, pulling my head over the toilet as a waterfall of blood and vomit escaped my lips. I could feel his hands pulling up my hair, rubbing my back, trying to comfort me in anyway that he could. When I was finally finished, I grabbed onto his wrists, a chill going through my spine. "This is the third time this week that you've gotten sick for no apparent reason." He said, scratching the back of his head. "Maybe you should go to the doctors, school is starting in a couple of days you know."
    "I'm sorry." I quivered, feeling embarressed. "I don't know what came over me."
    "Well you obivusoly can't help your bodily functions." He teased, helping me up. "Do you want to go home?" I walked over to the sink, washing myself off before turning back to face him.
    "Actually, I feel fine now." I admitted, patting my stomach. "Must have been food poisoning."
    "Ah yeah, the mall must be trying to kill you with it's poinsonus smoothies." He said, giving me a crooked smile.
    " I'm glad that you're my best friend." I whispered, resting my head on his shoulder. "I know." He breathed.
    ******************************************************************************************
    "Drink another!" Matt yelled, handing me a small cup filled with strong alcohol. "One, Two, Three!" I poured the liquid down my throat in a quick movement, ignoring the burning feeling. "Another one?" Josh asked, hopeful to take advantage of me.
    "Nice try Joshy Woshy." I laughed, giving him a small peck on the cheek. Mostly everyone had left the party, it was just Matt, Josh, Hunter, Lexii, and I. Matt turned his ipod onto a slow song, turning the volume down a little bit and grabbing Lexii. She smiled, wrapping her hands around his neck. I envied the way that they danced, like they were the only two people in the room. "Now there's some real love." I muttered, turning away. Josh had left and Hunter sat on the couch, looking through his phone. I licked my lips, fixing my hair as I made my way over to him. "Hey Hunter." I smiled, playing with the ends of his wavy hair. He looked up at me uneasily, grabbing my hands. "Come on, dance with me!" I laughed, falling ontop of him as I did so. He pushed me off harshly so that my body was flailed on the couch next to him.
    "what the f//ck are you doing?" He asked, moving farther away from me. "You know I have a girlfriend."
    "Charlie dosen't have to know." I whispered, trailing my nails up and down his arm.
    "You know, I used to think you were pretty cool." He mumbled, sitting up. "Now your just a sl//t."
    "Thanks" I grimaced, although his words felt like knifes. "That was nice of you to say." He shook his head, walking away before I could think of a better comeback.
    shankss for reading darlingss(: I never thought that my stories would get more than like 3 faves, this is really a dream come true. I love each and everyone of you, and thank you for inspiring me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. writerrsblock writerrsblock
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Innocent
    C H A P T E R F O U R
    Summer went by in a blur and it wasn't long before it was already August. Maddi had gone away to a summer camp for the rest of the month and my other friends had stopped trying to make plans with me all together. I didn't really care though to be honest, not like I really wanted to hang out with them anyways.
    "Hey B//tch, come here." Noah called to me from the bedroom. I put down my ipod, sighing heavily. Me and Eila were supposed to be hanging out today, but she had some family emergency, so I was stuck hanging out with the man wh//re for the day. "Lenox, seriosuly come here!" He yelled again.
    "What do you want Noah?" I asked, walking into his bedroom. To my surprise, it was really neat, with only a small pile of clutter on the floor.
    "I just missed you." He said, biting his lip to hold in a smile.
    "Seriously?" I laughed, giving him a sharp push so that he landed on his bed. "I was literally sitting a room away from you." He chuckled, pulling me ontop of him so that my forhead was touching his.
    "I remember when you were just a nobody." He breathed. "And then you just, changed." I closed my eyes, smelling his strong cologne. "Remember that?" He questioned. "Remember when you were so innocent?" I furrowed my brow, breathing in heavily.
    "That girl is gone." I murmered, playing with the ends of his hair. "She's so gone." Before I could think about what I was doing, I reached for his shirt, trying to pry it off. He grabbed my wrists, forcing me to stare at him.
    "Are you sure you want to do this?" He asked nervously, looking up towards the ceiling.
    "Well, I don't not want to." I challenged, pressing my body tighter to his. I picked up where I had left off, removing his shirt, exposing his stomach and chest. Before he could respond to my sudden urgenecy, my lips were touching his ear. "No more innocent girl." I whispered, before shutting the door closed.
    hope you liked this chapter darlings(: please Fave/Comment/Follow! Comment if you want me to notify you when the next chapter is up(: Thankss for readinggg.

  19. writerrsblock writerrsblock
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Innocent
    C H A R E C T O R S
    Lenox in the beginning:http://weheartit.com/entry/27288542
    Lenox later on:http://weheartit.com/entry/14075237
    Eila:http://weheartit.com/entry/13448217
    Charlie(hunter's gf):http://weheartit.com/entry/16950298
    Maddi:http://weheartit.com/entry/16950298
    Jenna:http://weheartit.com/entry/22530158
    Lexii:http://weheartit.com/entry/20946606
    Noah:http://weheartit.com/entry/30512006
    Matt(left) Josh(right):http://weheartit.com/entry/30496526
    Hunter:http://weheartit.com/entry/14275772
    Random picture:http://weheartit.com/entry/10930365
    ^ Isn't it f//cking adorable?(:
    Please show a little love and click the fave button darlings, shankss(;

  20. writerrsblock writerrsblock
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Innocent
    C H A P T E R T H R E E
    I became obsessed. Not with just my hair, or my makeup, or my clothing style, but with the idea of renewing myself. Every ounce of money that I had saved since I was a little girl was blown down the drain for pointless things like hair straighteners, serums and mac makeup. Every inch of my closet was filled with neon pinks, short dresses and skirts along with high heels and wedges. All of my boyish t-shirts and flimsey basketball shorts were thrown into the garbage and my porclein skin was dyed with tanning lotion. I started spending all of my extra free time in the gym, giving myself a model like body and on the weekends I went to the salon for manicures and pedicures. Noah and I became great friends, or more like friends with benefits. I wasn't really attracted to him, I just admired the way he carried himself, and he was, after all, the one who told me to change myself in the first place. If it weren't for him, I would still be that invisible girl who wasn't acknowledged. I felt different when I was around him, confident and seductive and everything that I never was before and I liked it. We spent most of our time kissing and flirting, and I became really good at it. I started getting texts from 'the popular crew' and it wasn't long until I was hanging out with all of them. Nothing mattered to me anymore, I was completely blinded. Maddi and all of my other 'uncool' friends were not priority anymore and I hardly contacted them for the rest of the summer, ignoring their texts or making lame excuses. I know you probably are thinking "wow, what a b//tch." And I know, I know it's true, but I didn't know it back then. I was addicted, and I wanted to be at the top, and I was going to get there no matter what.
    Sorry for the shortness! nothing really happened in this chapter but I had to get it out of the way. I needed to tell you guys how Lenox was feeling and how she was beginning to change, but I promise my darlings, there will be more action in the next chapter! don't forget to click the heart button and follow me. Comments are always good too! love you alll(:

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