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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 4:12pm UTC

So I was trying to think of a good joke and the only thing I could
literally think of is if some shapes got in a fight, that one of them
would eventually have to yell out, "I cylinder!"
As in like, "I surrender!"
Yeah, I'm that bad.
Guise halp me plz.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC

So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I
can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 1:42am UTC

I almost want to block myself
on here just to see what happens.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 12:37am UTC

So at one point in my life,
me and my best friend called each other Agent Blu and Agent Poodytat,
and we made dresses out of literal black trash bags and duct tape.
We then continued to do what is now called "snapchatting",
but used multimedia messages, with flip phones - I might add -
and we basically made up a criminal and his son, RJ and JR - get it?
We made up a story about their antics as we sent pictures to one another.
Jr. = Junior. Haha, so clever. We even made our own drink! Lovely.
Not even going to tell ANYONE what we named it, too embarrassing.
Just... putting that out there...

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 6:55pm UTC

Seriously my philosophical views are as simple as "be happy" and like I'm the happiest person around y'all.

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DarkAngelDreamer
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 12:01pm UTC

Love
is
louder

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:55pm UTC

When a stranger compliments me:
Me: Awww thank you.
When my friend compliments me:
Me: You lie

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC

You have to really love dancing to stick with it. It gives you nothing back, no manuscripts to store away, no paintings to show on walls or hang in a museum, no poems to be printed and sold, nothing but that single fleeting moment you feel alive.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 6:48pm UTC

MY ADVICE
Don't do anything permanent to your body
until you're at least 21 and you'll
know what the f/uck you're doing

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mads*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 9:01am UTC

In a society which has
destroyed all adventure.
The only adventure, is to
destroy society.

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RaveHipster321
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 9:58pm UTC

Me: *Loudly in public* Hey mom, isnt it weird to think that i slithered my infant body out of the most tender part of your body and now i'm here?
Mom: *Obviously embarresed* Isnt it weird to think that you were once INSIDE of me? We were one. I felt you. Could you feel me?
Me: ......................................

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Hopeless*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 8:16pm UTC

lies are made with the mouth
the words that shouldn't have came out
the twists you repeat over fifty times
and you feel no guilt and think it's all fine
you swear to god the truth is out
but nothing that's right has ever came out
you said its the last time you'll speak a lie
but next time you try
your word is denied
your trust used to be a new pink eraser
one that was more than so much greater
you had more chances than ever before
but you used all of them on a mistake that's no more
so now it's time to learn what's final
that telling the truth is better than denial
speak the truth and learn what's right
and you'll have a brighter future tomorrow
this is my poem. i wrote it myself.

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Hopeless*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 7:51pm UTC

"Original things are stuff that came from the top of your head."
me: is my hair one of them?
mq

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babykay18
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 11:04am UTC

Maybe i should cry for help; maybe i should just kill myself.

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LifeIsDeeperThanScars
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 11:11am UTC

Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are You reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you.

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smexyxlean
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I haven't been on witty in forever. I've really only been on Tumblr. It took me two seconds before I tried to "reblog" a quote. -.-

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smexyxlean
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 11:36am UTC

Im doing the Daniels fast starting this Sunday for a week. Im super excited, but Im also super nervous. Im doing this for religious reasons. Im going to keep a journal while this is going on and Ill be posting to Witty while this is happening. I hope you guys read it and like what Im saying.

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 11:54am UTC

There’s always that one person that whenever you talk to them they always make you feel good about yourself

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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