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Hopeless*

Status: i just found out the reason why i couldnt get on facebook on mozilla firefox. it was outdated oh

Member Since: 1 Nov 2012 06:02pm

Last Seen: 2 May 2014 05:55pm

Location: Computer Chair

Gender: F

user id: 336943

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Tiny Star

They call me Britney. But if you add Spears, you're leaving.

I'm a 65 pound girl who is skinny and I eat like a pig. What.

 
I'm not exactly antisocial. I'm just awkward around people I don't know.

People think I'm so nice. I make fun of them on the Internet when I get home.

I am an Asian, and I just love how people call me smart.

I am a big fan of the movie Mean Girls and Easy A and I have so many movies that I love that I could make a 3 page essay.

I read for fun. The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson series are my absolute favorites.

I love Passenger, Lady GaGa, Paramore, 3OH!3, and a lot more singers. Don't get me started.

I live in what some people call 'Murica.

Hobbies are my thing: drawing, blogging, writing, and reading.

I don't know what to write anymore but leave a comment and we can become best friends for life.

Stalk me:

Deviantart: b-r-i-t-n-e-y.deviantart.com/
WordPress Blog: myrandomguide.wordpress.com/
Tumblr Blog: www.infinitynightowls.tumblr.com/
Transformice: britneycx

Don't leave. Stay with me forever.
  1. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    Friends are like diamonds
    Most of them are fake.
    Some of them are real
    but the real ones are hard to find

  2. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 8:16pm UTC
    lies are made with the mouth
    the words that shouldn't have came out
    the twists you repeat over fifty times
    and you feel no guilt and think it's all fine
    you swear to god the truth is out
    but nothing that's right has ever came out
    you said its the last time you'll speak a lie
    but next time you try
    your word is denied
    your trust used to be a new pink eraser
    one that was more than so much greater
    you had more chances than ever before
    but you used all of them on a mistake that's no more
    so now it's time to learn what's final
    that telling the truth is better than denial
    speak the truth and learn what's right
    and you'll have a brighter future tomorrow
    this is my poem. i wrote it myself.

  3. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    "Original things are stuff that came from the top of your head."
    me: is my hair one of them?
    mq

  4. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 7:47pm UTC
    Life is like a game of chess. Once you make a mistake, you cant go ←Backaspace.

  5. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Only hate the road when you're missing home.

  7. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    plot twist: percy jackson is mortal

  8. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    girl: what did you do to get suspended from school
    boy: i was doing your mom
    girl: no im serious what were you doing
    boy: im serious
    boy: i really was doing your mom

  9. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    I cried when I finished reading this, and I swear I'll never forget this story.
    "I HATE MY MOM."
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥

  10. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    LOOKING AT THE CLOCK WHEN YOU ARE SICK AND THINKING: I AM IN ________ CLASS; AND WHAT YOU'D BE DOING.
    nmq

  11. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    The people who are always smiling on the outside have the most depression in the inside.

  12. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    This boy in my class drew a bear rapping.
    But when he was trying to title his bear "Gummy Bear Rapping“ He titled it "Gummy Bear Raping".

  13. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    That empty pit in your stomach when someone you care about is gone...

  14. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Dear Lord Voldemort,
    I never will die since I am the main character. So f.uck off.
    Sincerly,
    Harry Potter

  15. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    When I was reading the book of Harry Potter, I met Dobby... but I thought he was a cute fuzzy hamster at first... until I looked up a picture on Google. O___O

  16. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

  17. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Spongebob never got his driver license. He's almost dead...

  18. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Mrs. Weasley: C'mon now, Fred. Walk through the platform, now.
    Fred: Women, d'you seriously call yourself our mother? I'm George, not Fred.
    Mrs. Weasley: Sorry, George. My mistake. Walk through the platform now, dear.
    Fred: *starts walking* Mum, I'm actually Fred. Buh-bye. *runs through*
    Mrs. Weasley: *face-palms*

  19. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    I can tell you your fortune. You use Google for homework help.

  20. Hopeless* Hopeless*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Witty Profiles needs to add a new category called "Hilarious" so everybody can tell what is lame from extremely funny. So for right now, I'll put this in the "Sports" category.

:)

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