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RaveHipster321

1. RaveHipster321
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2014 4:19pm UTC
   My language arts teacher tells us that half of our midterm is about the book we just read.
   I was like "I got this" thinking i knew every detail down to the puncuation marks.......
   Every question was about the author......
   "Where did Stienback go to college?"
   ........ This i was not prepaired for.........
   
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2. RaveHipster321
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   January 17, 2014 4:13pm UTC
   Teacher: Hey, will you be in a video for the announcements tomorrow? We film in the morning and it plays after 5th period. (our announcments are on the tv)
   Me: Oh yeah sure.
   *Next morning*
   *Bad hair day, 5 new and obvious zits, clothes are getting washed so i am forced to dress like a bum, and had toothpaste on my bottom lip without me noticing.*
   
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3. RaveHipster321
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   January 16, 2014 10:01pm UTC
   OH Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.
   Oh Wherefore art thou, Christmas tree?
   
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4. RaveHipster321
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   January 16, 2014 9:58pm UTC
   Me: *Loudly in public* Hey mom, isnt it weird to think that i slithered my infant body out of the most tender part of your body and now i'm here?
   Mom: *Obviously embarresed* Isnt it weird to think that you were once INSIDE of me? We were one. I felt you. Could you feel me?
   Me: ......................................
   
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5. RaveHipster321
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   January 16, 2014 9:55pm UTC
   When an idiot is all like:
   "Thats what she said!"
   Look at them with a straight/bored expression
   and say:
   "I'M what she said....."
   
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6. RaveHipster321
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   January 16, 2014 9:52pm UTC
   One Time.....
   I just got to school on Monday and my bestie
   gave me an apple to "wake up"
   I forgot the word for apple so i said
   "AWW! You got me a.... hat!"
   Hat....
   Thats what my brain came up with.
   Mondays.......
   
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7. RaveHipster321
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   January 16, 2014 9:49pm UTC
   The sexiest curve on your body
   is a smile:)
   
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