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  1. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
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  2. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:03pm UTC
    That REALLY
    hot guy
    you see in a
    random place
    but will never
    see again.
    </3

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

  5. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
    today,
    I saw a girl, about 8,
    COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
    Why?
    HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
    I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
    SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
    why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
    IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
    in fact, its terrible.
    I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
    playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

  6. RinaKutcherx3 RinaKutcherx3
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Admit it
    We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

  7. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    DearBoys,
    If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

  8. DinosaurEatYou DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    i saw a baby;
    wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
    exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

  9. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  10. Mojoxx Mojoxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 3:43am UTC
    First "DYNAMITE",
    then "FIREWORK",
    then "GRENANDE",
    what's next?
    "NUCLEAR BOMB"?

  11. boomboomlove boomboomlove
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    At my school, they have banned I ♥ BOOBIES
    bracelets. Please fave if
    you believe this is wrong.

  12. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  13. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  14. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  15. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  16. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  17. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  18. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC
    hey guys.
    my best friend was
    just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
    so, for every heart/favorite i get,
    i'm going to donate a dollar to
    any cancer foundation that i can.
    this is not a joke you guys...
    i wouldn't joke about this...
    i'm sort of trying to
    raise awareness as well.
    so please!
    favorite this quote?

  19. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    We'll be the old ladies
    causing trouble in the nursing home.
    format credit RaeIsAwesome

  20. bieblover5 bieblover5
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    my middle finger salutes you.

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