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KT_143
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC

If you are reading this, you have
survived your entire life up until
this point.
You have survived traumas,
heartbreak, devistation, the
different phases of life.
And here you are.
You go, motherf*cker.
You're awesome.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Me: Hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?????!!!!!!
Me: At the cemetery.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:05pm UTC

EXERCISE
...EX..ER..CISE
...EX..AR..SIZE
..EGGS..ARE..SIDES
......FOR BACON.....
BACON.

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jezzay
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 2:28am UTC

and now i wake up in the middle of the night, over and over, jerking awake into the dark of my bedroom with blind panic flooding through my veins. i'll cradle my head in my hands and pant against my wrists, and then i'll realise that i'm talking, whispering, "no no no please stop stop no stop please" over and over again. the words that he didn't listen to are on repeat in my mind, haunting me, haunting my dreams, and i can't escape, not from this.

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DanceJump
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 3:17am UTC

I had a dream last night...
I was at the train station with amy and olivia
I saw a girl, sitting on the railway, a few plat forms away, her family standing on the platform watching her, she had her back straight and she faces away from where she train came.
I was the only one watching her, i saw the train coming, it was one that didnt stop, it was at full speed, just before it was going to his her i turned around and screamed at the same time she did. Everyone else screamed to, amy tapped me and pointed to this girl who jumped from one plat form to the other, i said "But that girl... she just got hit..." i looked over, parametics were there saving her life.
I looked close. That girl was me. That was my family. I looked around, I felt and saw what it would be like if I died.
I don't want to die. I just don't want to live.

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Normal People:*cooly dances like it's nothing*
Me:*dances like I'm constipated*
Normal People:Hey my name is Catherine,but you can call me Cat, rine,Cathy, or Cate.
Me:Hey I'm Vanessa, but you can call me Vanessa.
Normal People:*cooly chews gum silently with mouth fully closed*
Me:*chews gum as if I have something stuck in my teeth*
Normal People:This weekend I hung out with my friends, had a sleepover Hwith them, and had so much fun!!
Me:This weekend I went on the computer by myself.
Normal People:Eww. Tomorrow's Picture Day. :(
Me:Yes! Picture day is tomorrow!!
Normal People:Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?
Me:*3 months later* Have you heard that new song called "Both of Us", by B.O.B and Taylor Swift?
Normal People:Hey how's it going?
Me:Howdy everybody!
Normal People:*walks normally*
Me:*trips and knocks down trashcan*
I'm Not NORMAL.......
MY QUOTE NOT MY FORMAT

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DanceJump
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 8:24am UTC

My ballet teacher has noticed.
She noticed, my weight, size.
We sat down, she made me drink water
She thought i was going to faint.
She is realising im sick lots.
That im not doing well
Pushing myself to much.
She is noticing im breaking.

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notreallyon
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 2:06pm UTC

You don't know me,
You don't know anything about me. You don't know what I'm made of, or just how much I'm capable of. You don't know where I've come from, nor where I'm heading. You know nothing of my highs or of my lows. You don't know how fast I am, how strong I am, how resilient I am. You havn't got a clue what breaskfast cereal I eat, what fragrance I wear, or who I'm dating. You don't even know my name.
But you will.

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cheerfreakk
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:35pm UTC

when i'm older i shall
open a classic rock-themed
pizza shop & i shall call it
another one bites the crust.
nmf/nmq

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:22pm UTC

10 reasons to smile
1. it makes you attractive
2. it changes your mood
3. its contagious
4. it relieves stress
5. it boosts your immune system
6. it lowers your blood pressure
7. it releases endorphins
8. it lifts the face & makes you look younger
9. it makes you seem successful
10. it helps you stay positive
nmq

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LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Daniel Radcliffe: I used to be self conscious about my height. but then
I thought, F/ck that I'm Harry Potter.
nmq

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:06pm UTC

When Im stuck In a class full of people I hate:
Screw You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↴ You ↵ And You ↺
nmf/nmq

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TaviaBabie
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:05pm UTC

iM Tired Of Every Body Saying
Yolo

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alwaysdreambigx
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

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Just_Dreaming
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:29pm UTC

The girl was a painter,
but this story has a twist.
Because her paintbrush was a blade
and the canvas was her wrist.
</3

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Me: Oh look, a bruise.
Me: I'll name you Lee
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me: Bruise Lee

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meganmaynard
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:24pm UTC

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I'd rather live a life of "oh well"s
than a life of "what if"s.
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伤*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:10am UTC

I believe to make
yourself original & to stand out from the rest of the bunch,
you need to do something different
- Cher Lloyd
(OneDirection)

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