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natalieidc
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC

i'm like a kitten i need attention and i need to curl up next to you
and i need you to pet me and tell me i'm cute

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 9:28am UTC

Guys on Black Friday someone came running down my road screaming "THE SALES" and then they jumped into a ditch.

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gray22
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 11:56am UTC

it's funny because
people think i'm really stupid
but i'm actually pretty smart
and never actually failed anything
in my life so
thank you
for underestimating me.

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永久*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 1:45am UTC

Had you forgotten, about all the promises you made?
WHEN I WAS BROKEN, LYING ON THE GROUND, CRYING IN PAIN?
Had you forgotten that we were meant to be forever?
You broke all your promises in the blink of an eye;
You left me all alone, when I never expected you to.
Like I never meant anything;
and you never looked back.

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marlboro*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 9:19am UTC

eyebrow gaps are
better than
thigh gaps,
who agrees.

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dolph*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 6:16pm UTC

I don't think anyone remembers me but hello hi how are you good I'm back

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ICameInLikeADinosaur
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:05am UTC

New to Witty and having trouble making friends,
if you favorite this quote or follow me I will follow you
and make a profile comment on what I think of you,
judging by your profile!!!! :)

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 12:12pm UTC

i hate myself but I
still think I'm
better than you lol
Format by Breeze

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 2:52am UTC

I wonder if people ever look
at my quotes tagged with 'love' and think
'Lol this 12 year old thinks she knows what love is'

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Random creepy dude on the internet who has been flirting with:So how old are you?
Me:Oh, I am 12
Him:Are you sure or are you joking?
Me:I THINK I KNOW HOW DAM OLD I AM

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Papaute
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if the people furthest away from us are the people who know us the most. Everyone seems to think that love like this doesn’t exist with distance. But then they don’t read their emails late at night, speaking to you in secret coded words. They don’t see them in the mornings when you’ve left the laptop running, and there they are, asleep on the other side of the screen. And then there’s you. With dewdrops in your hair, and a runaway smile, and eyes brighter than diamonds, and the only thing I can think about, is that I bet you smell like coffee on a Sunday morning.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Most Saturdays:
Everyone: Lyrriccc. Let's cuddle.
Me: I hate you. Get out of my face.
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Today:
Me: Hey, Raven, wanna cuddle? No?
Me: Hey. Hey Josh. Let's cuddle. Oh. Fine.
Me: Hello, doggie. We're gonna cudd- Oh...
Me: Hi, hobo. We should cuddle. Ew. Ew. What is that. Ew. No.
Me: Heyo, reflection. Let's have some cuddle time. Oh. Okay. Walk away.
Me: *Pounces on an ant* Let me love yoouuuu.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 12:21pm UTC

"We need our own show."
- said every group of friends ever.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Stepping on a Lego is bad don't get me wrong but
NOTHING
compares to a razor scooter to the ankle

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC

My sister woke me up by playing a CD of
Children singing Christian Music.
What is this sorcery?
I DESERVE MY SLEEP!

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Merlin
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 5:09pm UTC

regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scence for my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: performing while on tour
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Did you know you can actually
dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Just F*ck off
and go eat a taco

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:20am UTC

confession # 1
I have never eaten a taco

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