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Mandy324
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December 11, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC

See things with a different perspective.

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imabeautifulfighter
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Im cancer free!!!!

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 12:02am UTC

Akon wanted freedom, so he named his album "Freedom."
Madonna wanted to live an American life, so she named her album "American Life."
Eminem wanted to recover, so he named his album "Recovery."
Justin Bieber 's newest album is named "Boyfriend." Need I say more?
(OneDirection)

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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SayingWhatMeFeel
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:12am UTC

It seems like...
I'm the only teenager that enjoys reading.
I LOVE it when you find the right book series and you read for hours and hours at a time. And you fall so in love with the characters you feel like you know them in real life.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!
Tell me i'm not the only one who loves reading.
:]
Comment your favorite book/series below. Just curious :]
the only

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thatstoryyouneverknew
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear new clothes,
When i rip the tag off,
i expect the little plastic thing;
to come off too,
Sincerely
a n n o y e d,
and looking for the scissors.

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
1111 tumblr

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Fave if you get it

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Marie1388
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC

Miley Cyrus is
engaged.
Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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iloveeyouu89
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
Me: Hey boys.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
Me: ...I have Nandos.
Niall: SHE STAYS.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Seeing a hot guy:
Friends: Go say hi, get his number?
Best Friends: HEY YOU WITH THE HOT FACE, GET HER PREGNANT

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Raymatts
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

The quote below me is a lie.
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Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
double quote format by Breeze

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伤*
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Juan Direction release their debut album “Mexican All Night”
featuring the songs:
What Makes You Mexican
Gotta Be Pedo
One Taco
More Than Mexican
Mexican All Night
I Wish (I had a burrito)
Tell Me A Lie (like you prefer pizza to tacos)
Taken (by a Mexican pedofile)
I Want (A chihuahua)
Everything About Sombreros
Same Tacos
Stole My Burrito
Also the deluxe version, which includes the songs:
Stand Up (and salsa dance)
Moments (with my chihuahua)
there album cover - 29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25bd6JNcU1r641fao1_500.jpg
format credit to OneDirection/Quote made by Jill (DON'T STEAL)

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