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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Teacher: School's almost over
Teacher: And this is crazy
Teacher: But here's 3 projects
Teacher: Due by Friday

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unic0rn
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
smartphowned.com

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC

It's pretty awful
To judge someone
On something they can't change...

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zebracase
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:35pm UTC

And who else thinks iTunes
should give you unlimited free songs on your birthday?
just me?♥
n o t m i n e

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duncann98
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

you sir, belong on
a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
People get out of my way a lot faster now.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC

I hate that thing that happens
Right before you sleep.
Every mistake you've ever made,
Every word you wish you never said,
Every moment that made you cry
rushes through your head
and all you can do about it is cringe
and pretend it never happened...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Keep this in mind
One day,there's going to be a guy
Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
and on top of the world
One day , you won't feel insecure.
Your day is coming,
I promise.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I want someone to play with my hair and draw circles on my back.
I want someone to cuddle with , on cold rainy days.
I want someone to kiss my forehead softly.
I want someone to play pretend with.
I want someone to tell me I am cute.
I want someone to hold my hand.
I want someone to tease me.
I want someone to hug.
I want someone.

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

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Checkmate
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the f*ck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the
hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my trousers
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh

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IJustLikedYourQuote
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
No...?
Then why do you wear a bra?

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC

When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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superfish12
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

FaceBook is my friend,
YouTube is my voice,
Google is my brain,
Witty is my heart.

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snickerlover
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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