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has_no_life
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February 16, 2013 11:35am UTC

running up the stairs like a gorilla
because its easier.

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Alexwise
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February 15, 2013 5:59pm UTC

I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Teacher: What's something you can't see or feel?
Student: Air
Me: Wifi

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:57pm UTC

sometimes
i read read
as read when it’s
actually supposed to
be read as read
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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allyluvu
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:06am UTC

Normal couples: You hang up first!
Normal couples: No, you hang up first!
Katniss and Peeta: You kill me!
Katniss and Peeta: No, you kill me!

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

We live in the WTF generation.
Witty
Tumblr
&
Facebook.
♥
format by OhHoePlease

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:11pm UTC

my ceiling fan has three settings:
1. barley moving
2. kinda feels like it's working
3. is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a freak Ceiling Fan Accident.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:23pm UTC

if you try to wake me up by
pulling off my blakents, i'll probably kill you.

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TaintedCorruption
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
Mom: But you are a pedestrain
Sister: *cries*

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC

if you don't come home and immediatly either
take off your pants or change them into pajamas than i'm sorry but you're living life wrong.

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:51pm UTC

‎Me: I hope she ends up in the microwave
Mom: Why the microwave?
Me: Because plastic melts.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

When I erase a word with pencil
where does it go?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:14pm UTC

I wonder if cows
have crushes on other cows

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:30pm UTC

sometimes
i forget that my outernet friends
won't understand things from witty
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Having to delete songs from your phone to
make room for new ones
is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:29pm UTC

why periods?
why can't mother nature just text you
and be like "waddap gurl.
you aint pregnant.
have a great week.
talk to ya next month x"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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AlwaysBeYourself
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:47pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
When I don't need my phone.
allcredittocaptivated
When I need it real badly.

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Aidan
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Seriously;
Am I the only one who still wonders whow Mister Crabs ended up with a whale daughter?

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Every1stellingmeSecrets
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Guy: I hate you
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: ... I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!!!!!!

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