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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    me when my ipod is on shuffle: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes

  2. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    I remember when Jake turned me down to our middle school dance.
    I miss jake.
    So does his family.

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Hey there Delilah,
    what's it like in
    N e w Y o r k C i t y ?
    I'm a thousand miles away but girl
    Tonight you look so pretty,
    Yes you do.
    I put a camera in your room...
    I'm watching you.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    If people are trying to bring you down
    it only means that you are above them

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Harry: Who has illegally downloaded this song?
    Fans: *screams*
    Harry: SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!!!

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    friend
    I love driving through town with my mom blasting thriftshop as loud as possible
    Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
    Me
    She didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
    48 minutes ago · Like
    true story

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
    no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
    Collapse ← Reply Retweet ★Favorite
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    [Failed attempt at twitter lol]

  8. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.

  9. Aidan Aidan
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    World's shortest horror story:
    'The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.'
    Mind = Blown


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Do you have that one girl at your school
    that everyone loves but you don't get it
    and you don't like her at all and you sense something
    evil about her

  12. dylanobrien dylanobrien
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    it's weird to imagine important people as kids
    like, obama probably wrote 'boobs' on a calculator and laughed

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
    Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
    it would solve obesity in the United States
    and starvation in Africa

  15. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:17am UTC
    when you're happy you enjoy the music but when you are sad you understand the lyricsformat credit-rajsonkar

  16. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    I miss the old Witty
    3 years ago Witty was my favorite website
    But it has changed
    Most everyone is fake
    And writes the same quotes over and over
    it get's tiring
    I used to go on witty and the top quote would have over a 1,000 favorites and now it has like 200
    Everyone would comment nice and sincere things on your profile
    And the people who write real original quotes gets 1 favorite
    Can we please just be original
    And you post a quote
    Then everyone just judges you
    Really?
    This isn't what this website was for
    Witty has changed
    i'm really dissappoined in what this site has come to
    I know complaining isn't going to help
    But i just have to let my feelings out
    Witty used to be my escape
    But now everyone is judgemential just like everyone is on all the other websites
    It's not even fun to go on here anymore
    It's just like school
    I guess I'm just gonna find another way to get out my emotions
    Because Witty has just turned into a website that I can't escape to

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    I just want to find a guy
    Who is different from the rest

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that melts your heart
    and eases your mind at any sign of discomfort.
    It’s the way he tilts his head to the left, or that smile;
    the one where you feel him looking at you,
    and I mean really looking at you.
    He’s beautiful,
    and the kind of beautiful that steals your heart
    and your breath away.

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Whenever I talk to you
    I feel like I'm annoying you
    But in reality
    I just really care about you
    And I don't want to lose you

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