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  1. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:45am UTC
    "If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads."
    -Robert Pattinson

  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Girls who;; #59
    Use cute names like: baby, love, darling etc.
    It shows us guys that we're worth something to you.

    nmf
    Credit

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    person: you're blocking the view.
    me: i am the view.

  4. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Bro tip #1
    most guys like it when girls curl their hair

  5. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Girls who;; #57
    Give us back massages.
    It makes us guys feel extremely special and loved.

    nmf

  6. MakingItAwkward MakingItAwkward
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
    What If..
    April Fool's Day Isn't Real, And It's Been The
    Longest Prank In The History.

  7. mynamemypass mynamemypass
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:23am UTC
    5 Rules To Remember In Life
    1.Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes then on a bicycle..
    2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the b@stard's name..
    3.Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again..
    4.Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..
    5.Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk..

  8. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:12am UTC
    "According to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."

  9. Blondy121 Blondy121
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That when a person appears
    in your dreams, its because
    that person wants to see you?
    -Time Magazine
    omg.
    THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
    TO SEE ME?!

  12. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC
    So today, I got an email from my dad.
    No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
    I haven't seen him since I was nine.
    Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
    He's autistic.
    Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
    My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
    He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
    I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
    He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
    And I told him I loved him too <3

  13. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    What if,
    all of your dreams come true.

  14. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    No one else's arms
    have made me feel this safe.
    -the hunger games.

  15. Kiwixoxo Kiwixoxo
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Someone told me you sound like an owl.
    Who?
    (;

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    our point less conversations
    m e a n a l o t t o m e .
    nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  17. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    whatever we had,
    can we have it back?

  18. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    A girl
    no matter how many times she denies it,
    she will always remember every detail,
    every moment,
    every piece of the memories you've left her
    no matter how hard she tries to forget
    >>>>>>>> it will always be there

  19. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    ever since we broke up,
    it's like you changed
    into a completely different person.

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    There is always
    two sides to every story,
    But 3 when the
    truth comes out
    format credit to iceicebaaaby.

:)

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