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Rajsonkar
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March 19, 2014 1:18pm UTC

Things I do when I have to study:
1% = study
99% = tell people I have to study
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happiest*
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March 11, 2014 3:23pm UTC

if painting your nails make you feel better, do it. if putting stickers on personal items makes you feel better, do it. if drawing shippy or kinky or silly or emotional things make you feel better, do it. if there is something that makes you feel better, even just a little bit, just fu'ckin do it dont be embarrassed about what self care means to you. self care is important, and so are you

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 8:32am UTC

Imma be 80 years old and telling people:
"Oh, yeah, I'm Native Wittian."
"My people and I had a great leader, too."
them: *blinks*
"His name was Steve."
"Yeah. Steve was pretty chill."

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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DarkGirl_001
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January 29, 2014 6:26pm UTC

Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high.
That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why.
A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been r*ped.
Just take a look around you, isn't the system great?
Who isn't faded these days, teens are sending nudes, kids are getting beaten, the teachers see the bruises.
No calls for help are spoken, teens are smoking weed, young girls are cutting, this isn't what we need.
The marks of taunt and yelling, parents are divorced.
That 14 year old is drinking beer, this can't get any worse.
A little girl has killed herself, nobody seems to care.
Another kid has been expelled for a stupid dare.
But it needs to change. Our world is officially broken.
It's time to take a stand, your thoughts need to be spoken.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC

I deserve a medal for making it
through this week without stabbing
someone with a fork.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 6:26pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 12:14pm UTC

I wanted hoodie weather..
not big coat under
another big coat, scarf,
gloves, hand warmers,
ear muffs, ski mask
and a hoodie weather.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 4:16am UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 3:24am UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into
my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Teacher: I don't like your attitude.
Me: Well I don't like your teaching, but you don't see me complaining.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 8:54pm UTC

accomplishments of 2013
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-i probably spent more time on the internet than last year

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lozza821
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC

What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but
physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 6:06pm UTC

uGLy CHRiSTMaS SWeaTeRS
are not ugly. they're freaking adorable.
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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC

One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.

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