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hermione23katniss
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June 12, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Me: Santa isn't real.
Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.
Guess who cried more?

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

When Harry was 10 he was
attacked by a goat.

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Hush little Prim don't cry away
Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
And if that mockingjay's a sin
Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
And if the pin looks like a sparrow
Mama's gonna buy you a bow and arrow
And if that bow and arrow fail
Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
And if that friend Gale's a crime
Mama's gonna think that's just fine
And if you still pride that rebel pin
Well little Primrose let the Hunger Games begin

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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shebelieved316
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:19pm UTC

My friend: Okay, we are going to find a HOT guy for you!
Me: Okay *looks around* HIM! OH MY JESUS! HE IS SO HOT. Please have my babies!!!
My friend: *Stares at me* That's my brother...
Nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

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MoreThanThis97
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Mom: One Direction is distracting you from school.
Me: No, Mom. School is distracting me from One Direction.

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mayday
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:37pm UTC

kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes and party everynight because you only live once bro.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy & pretend i'm a dragon ok.

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alimophia
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

zayn is perfect.
nobody is perfect.
so zayn is nobody.
nobody loves me.
therefore, zayn malik loves me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC

i hate it when people in a commercial
have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:25pm UTC

in elementary school...
why were we forced to
learn how to play the recorder?

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
posted a quote
July 29, 2011 2:02pm UTC

relaxing playlist ♥
listen to any one (or all) of these songs. they're not well - known. i promise they're beautiful.
Boats & Birds - Gregory & The Hawk
A Wish - Gregory & The Hawk
Philosopher - Mi & L'au
Catalyst- Anna Nalick
Nobody Has To Stay- Mirah
Super Legend- Gregory & The Hawk
Splishy Splashy- Lisa Hannigan
Fell Down Fast- Kathryn Williams
Black And White- Garrison Starr
One Moment More- Mindy Smith
I Know You Will - Rachael Cantu
Jenny - Terra Naomi
Lost Myself In Search Of You- Matt Nathanson

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muhnamesbatmann
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I want a boy that will slow dance with me.
I want a boy that will write me love notes.
I want a boy who is so gorgeous.
I want a guy who is cute and geeky.
I want a guy who will play video games with me.
I want a guy who will be my best friend.
Tickle fights.
Real love.
Late night talks.
Sneaking out just to lie beneath the stars.
PDA(;Nerd fights in my front yard(lightsabers included).
Forehead kisses would be nice.
Hand holding(fingers interlaced).
And perfectly imperfect perfection.

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JordanMcintyre111
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Jackson from Hannah Montana is 35.
Feel old yet?

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Weird Fact #2Scientists say if a guy stares at you for more than a minute,that means he wishes you were his. Fave for a series?

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blairisepic
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:29pm UTC

4 words I never want to hear:
I don't love you.
I found someone else.
It was never real.
We need to talk.
You're going to die.
Your ___ is dead.
You can't have kids.
I don't remember you.
Let's just be friends.
We can't be together.
I never loved you.
ONE DIRECTION BROKE UP

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 2:24pm UTC

"Have you ever done anything with the
Mother of one of your fans?"
Harry: "I'm not gonna answer that question."

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3toriibearr3
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I'm quiet;
because no one listens to me when I speak.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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