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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    You girls all describe yourselves as 'awkward potatoes' or 'potatoey' or something like that.
    Excuse me, but WHAT. THE. F//CK?!
    I have never in my life seen a girl who even slightly resembled a freakin potato.!
    So i have to assure you all of one thing:
    You're all much cuter than POTATOES, ok?
    Not a huge compliment, but it seems to be an improvement upon what you think of yourselves...

  3. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Those late summers we spent,
    stay up talking all night. I'd ask, "you think we'd ever make it?"
    You'd say, "I'm sure if it's right."
    Ain't it funny to think just how stupid I used to be?

  4. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:07am UTC
    Childhood memories#1
    Making perfume in the garden with water and flowers.
    series?

  5. _pinkypromise _pinkypromise
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Tonight, he called me beautiful for the first time.
    I'm still smiling.

  6. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    I never really realized
    How much I like you until
    I started to notice every little detail about you
    like the way you look at me
    or the way your voice sounds
    when you say my name
    or that smile you do when you're about to
    cause trouble
    &that look in your eyes that only I seem to notice
    &the way youre different from the others
    I like that.
    my quotee
    half my format

  7. lolz62 lolz62
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    □ single
    □ taken
    √ Depends on who's asking
    notmine

  8. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Today,
    is National "Ask someone out Day"
    Who else likes Ice Cream?
    asdf
    Format to kylaz323

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a new movie is coming out with Whitney Houston but she died..
    O_O

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited
    when he finally sees us with the
    person He created us to be with.
    Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
    " That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
    WAS THEM."
    "Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
    noticing?""
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    nmf/
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl

  12. sergyshore sergyshore
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:39am UTC
    so i auditioned for the Xfactor....... AND MADE IT dreams do come true, wish me luck thoo :'D

  13. imthetypeofgirl imthetypeofgirl
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:34am UTC
    i'm the type of girl
    that will give you everything i have
    and not ask for anything in return

  14. FellHard4TheWrongGuy FellHard4TheWrongGuy
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:45am UTC
    At Work;
    Me: I still can't believe I had to come into work today! Today was suppose to be my day off
    Him: What would you be doing instead?
    Me: I don't know, maybe having a social life.
    Him:Let's face it. Your only friends are on the internet.

  15. cutie314xo cutie314xo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
    you see all these people on here who are 'witty famous'
    i'd love to log on and have 4 notifications , never mind 400+
    4 would be all it would take to make my day

  16. AlphaRomeo AlphaRomeo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Are you a unicorn?
    Yes
    No
    I have no idea
    I'm bored xD

  17. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:34am UTC
    what you do with a ruler
    in math class
    swing it around on a pencil
    like a helicopter

  18. Bonjour_Ica Bonjour_Ica
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Girls dont dress up to impress guys, Girls dress up to out dress
    other Girls. If they wanted to impress Guys , they would just
    walk around Naked.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:11am UTC
    And here's to the kids
    that actually remember September 11th, 2001.

  20. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Every year 5 people are killed by shark attacks.
    Vending machines kill 13.
    Be affraid.

:)

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