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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Cat: I'm going to stand right here in the doorway.
    Cat: This is the perfect place for me to stand.
    Cat: But don't trip over me.
    Cat: I'll bite you.

  3. WhoAreYouToJudge WhoAreYouToJudge
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Monsters Inc.
    Dumbo
    Bambi
    Alice in Wonderland
    Peter Pan
    Lady and the Tramp
    101 Dalmations
    The Aristocats
    The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
    The Fox and the Hound
    The Little Mermaid
    The Lion King
    Sleeping Beauty
    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
    Pinocchio
    Cinderella
    Robin Hood
    Beauty and the Beast
    Hercules
    Mulan
    Tarzan
    Lilo and Stitch
    One day I'll sit and watch all these movies with my husband and childrenā¤
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Looking at your hair underwater
    and feeling like a mermaid.

  5. lebanesegirl lebanesegirl
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:21am UTC
    [ Moseby giving London driving lessons ]
    Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
    London: You mean the PRNDL?
    Moseby: The what?
    London: The PRNDL.
    Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
    London: I'm not a child Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL.
    Moseby: It's not something that you spell. It's a gear shift. the letter stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!
    London: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk.
    Moseby: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio. Would you like AMMM or FMMM?!
    *I miss this so much*

  6. cupcakesandlove cupcakesandlove
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Boy: *walks into class late
    Teacher: Tim, why are you late to class?
    Boy: Sorry, I was havving some.. Feminine issues....
    Teacher's Face= Priceless

  7. bananaB126 bananaB126
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I'm the type of person...
    that tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream.
    nmq

  8. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:08am UTC
    format by savxoxo12. If you remove this, I WILL know and you WILL be reported.
    Amazing Songs From My Childhood♥
    Livin' La Vida Loca-Ricky Martin
    Baby One More Time-Britney Spears
    Oops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears
    Tearin' Up My Heart - *NSYNC
    Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
    I want You Back-Backstreet Boys
    No Scrubs-TLC
    Today - Smashing Pumpkins
    Steal My Sunshine - LenBarbie girl-Aqua
    Say My Name - Destiny's Child
    Genie In A Bottle-Christina Aguilera
    It's My Life - Bon Jovi
    Stacy's Mom- Fountain Of Wayne
    Fav If You Remember any of these
    Comment If You Remember(:
    44 out rher

  9. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    "wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting"
    ~Kellin Quinn

  10. ifsummerlastedforever ifsummerlastedforever
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    dude i wasnt that drunk...
    you picked up a little spanish girl and screamed "Dora how'd you get out of the tv!!!!" but nope you weren't drunk at all...

  11. InvaderZ InvaderZ
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Kindergarten:
    Me: Hi my names Soul. What's yours?
    Him: Oh, it's Will.
    Me: Really? Cool.
    Him: What's that on your arm?
    Me: Oh..this? *covers arm* it's a birthmark. You can make fun of me,but ..... mommy says it's beautiful.
    Him: She's right. I mean look at it, it really is a cool birthmark!
    I moved away. 11 years later in
    High School: Sophomore year
    Me: *going quietly to me locker*
    Him: Hey, Soul , right?
    Me: Uh..yeah. Why?
    Him: Oh nothing much really..I'm new here so I'm trying to make as ..... much friends as I can *chuckles*
    Me: *rolling eyes* Oh. Cool. The popular chicks are over there.
    Him: No thanks.
    Me: Oh?
    Him: Oh , by the way , that's a really cool birthmark. I knew someone ... who had something like that once.
    Me: *eyes widening and nearly falling to the floor* Will..
    Him: ..Yeah?
    Me: *hugs him REALLY REALLY hard* It's been 11 years.
    Now he's MINE. <3

  12. xEmmax xEmmax
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    Carl from Jimmy Neutron who was obsessed with llamas?

  13. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § §
    For you; she was just a chapter.
    For her; you were the whole book.
    § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § § §
    format: klahhkayy

  14. be4ifall be4ifall
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    me: *cough cough* choking!
    mom: breathe safely!
    me: *cough* *stares* I'll do that.

  15. ifsummerlastedforever ifsummerlastedforever
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Girls fall in love with what they hear,
    Guys fall in love with what they see,
    thats why girls wear makeup and boys lie

  16. Unicornz Unicornz
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    She's the girl that
    no one ever knows
    I say hi but she's
    too shy to say hello

  17. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
    that individual to make you laugh?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    my laptop: wwwhhhhhhrrrrhhhhrrrrrr
    me: shhhh baby it's ok. mama's here.

  19. hannah787 hannah787
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I don't care how old I am. If I lose my mom in the store, i will panic.

  20. InsanelyInLove InsanelyInLove
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    A wise man once said, "Boys have swag, but real men have class."
    And he was damn right.

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