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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    I've always wanted to be
    One of those people who didn't really care that much
    about what people thought about them...
    But I just don't think I am
    -Harry Styles
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  2. chubbiexbubblez chubbiexbubblez
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    TheAwkwardMomentWhen;Your yelling at somebody and you mess up a word.

  3. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for trying to be original with me.
    Sincerely,
    can't ever find my name on a keychain


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  7. Kensie50 Kensie50
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
    Son: NO!
    Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
    Son:..oh.. okay, then.
    -DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
    Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
    Bill Gates: Hell no!
    Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
    -DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
    Employer: NO.
    Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
    Employer: Oh, okay!
    THIS. IS. BUSINESS

  8. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:49am UTC
    (i ♥boobies!)
    A boy in my school got in trouble for wearing ^^^^ that bracelet
    and a shirt that said
    "Big or Small, Let's Save them all."
    in support of a family friend who had breast cancer.
    The school took it to offense and gave him detentions.
    He had no intention of being "peverted" or funny
    Fave is this is wrong.

  9. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Fav if you were born
    on your birthday♥

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    a little kid asks you to open something for them... and you can't.

  11. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    You know my name,
    not my story.
    You've heard what I've done,
    not what I've been through.
    If you were in my shoes,
    you'd fall the first step.

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Restarting your favorite song
    because you missed your favorite line

  13. bammitsvien bammitsvien
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    fave if you have ever:
    cut yourself.
    starved yourself.
    gone to a therapist.
    been bullied.
    been called ugly.
    thought you weren't good enough.
    felt alone, pathetic, worthless.
    cried yourself to sleep.
    been insecure.
    trust me honey, you're not alone.♥


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  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Age
    Does not define maturity level

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    I hate that moment when
    You change the awnser on a test and then it turns out the original awnser was right.

  17. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Please read.
    One of my best friends is trying to commit suicide. She doesnt think anyone cares,but i do. and i know you girls care too. Shes saying NO one can convince her outta it, but WE can guys. Shes even writing a suicide note. This isnt even a lie. her witty is lindsey123. she even wrote about it,So please Favorite this,Show her WE care. Lindsey. i love you so much,id be no where without you girl please stay strong.

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    so I fake another smile
    and blink away the tears
    I'm supposed to be strong
    I'm supposed to have no fears
    but the tears just keep rolling
    it's so hard not to drown,
    i'm such a strong person,
    why am i breaking down?

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
    UNDERLINE SOMETHING & YOU END UP
    CROSSING IT OUT.


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