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Member Since: 5 Jul 2011 08:20pm

Last Seen: 7 Jan 2012 11:08pm

user id: 190983

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making a different account. cya suckers!
  1. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:34pm EST
    A relationship isn't going to make me survive
    It's the cherry on top♥.
    ~Jennifer Aniston~

  2. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:19pm EST
    To anyone who says you're no good,
    they're no better
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*
    ~Hayley Williams~
    nmf/nmq

  3. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 1:16pm EST
    I Got 6th Grade.
    ---------------------
    My Crush: Colin Campbell. ♥
    My BestFriends: Leah, Anna, Grace, Colin
    My Teacher: Mrs. Montgomery
    -------------------------------
    Fav For A Grade.♥

  4. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 1:11pm EST
    "I'm Hungary..."
    "Maybe you should Czech the kitchen..."
    "I'm Russian to the kitchen!"
    "Is there any Turkey?"
    "We have some, but it's layered with Greece"
    "Ew. There's Norway you can eat that..."

  5. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 11:41am EST
    Yesterday is history
    tomorrow is a mystery
    »»»today is a Gift
    that's why it's called the present♥

  6. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 11:14am EST
    Albert Pujols
    left his team,
    World Series Champions,
    St. Louis Cardinals
    For Los Angeles
    FML

  7. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 10:53pm EST
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    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 10:42pm EST
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  9. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:39pm EST
    " Santa ! Santa! I know him ! "
    ~ Elf

  10. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:29pm EST
    Justin Bieber

    Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  11. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:00pm EST
    Pujols, please stay...
    You're making people all over the state cry!
    Please don't go to Florida's team. Your team [St.Louis Cardinals]needs you.

  12. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:50pm EST
    On a scale from
    Elmo to BrandonCyrus,
    how peverted are you?

  13. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:23pm EST

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    LISTEN
    TO
    MAROON 5

  14. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:49pm EST
    You're my
    Wonderwall

  15. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:29pm EST
    This Christmas,
    I'm taping the freaking mistletoe to my head.
    hhhhh

  16. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 11:08am EST
    Bucket List:
    [] Meet world's fattest priest
    [] Meet a bearded lady
    [] Find Nemo

  17. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:39pm EST
    Dear tampon manufacturers,
    WHy do you put motivational phrases on your wrappers?
    Like, none of us girls wanna read your crap. We just wanna get our business done and go. Not be lectured by a tampon Dr. Phil.
    Sincerely,
    Teenage girls

  18. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:42pm EST
    That awkward moment
    when you realize your best guy friend is hot

  19. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:55pm EST
    We can go
    nowhere but up

  20. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:01pm EST
    JUSTIN BIEBER,
    'nuff said.

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