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alferwoman

1. alferwoman
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   A relationship isn't going to make me survive
   It's the cherry on top♥.
   ~Jennifer Aniston~
   
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2. alferwoman
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 9:19pm UTC
   To anyone who says you're no good,
   they're no better
   *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*
   ~Hayley Williams~
   nmf/nmq
   
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3. alferwoman
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   December 8, 2011 1:16pm UTC
   I Got 6th Grade.
   ---------------------
   My Crush: Colin Campbell. ♥
   My BestFriends: Leah, Anna, Grace, Colin
   My Teacher: Mrs. Montgomery
   -------------------------------
   Fav For A Grade.♥
   
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4. alferwoman
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 1:11pm UTC
   "I'm Hungary..."
   "Maybe you should Czech the kitchen..."
   "I'm Russian to the kitchen!"
   "Is there any Turkey?"
   "We have some, but it's layered with Greece"
   "Ew. There's Norway you can eat that..."
   
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5. alferwoman
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 11:41am UTC
   Yesterday is history
   tomorrow is a mystery
   »»»today is a Gift
   that's why it's called the present♥
   
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6. alferwoman
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 11:14am UTC
   Albert Pujols
   left his team,
   World Series Champions,
   St. Louis Cardinals
   For Los Angeles
   FML
   
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7. alferwoman
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   December 7, 2011 10:53pm UTC
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8. alferwoman
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   December 7, 2011 10:42pm UTC
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9. alferwoman
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   December 7, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   " Santa ! Santa! I know him ! "
   ~ Elf
   
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10. alferwoman
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    December 7, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Justin Bieber
    ♥
    Format credit: DamnnTaylerx
    
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11. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    Pujols, please stay...
    You're making people all over the state cry!
    Please don't go to Florida's team. Your team [St.Louis Cardinals]needs you.
    
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12. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    On a scale from
    Elmo to BrandonCyrus,
    how peverted are you?
    
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13. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    ♚
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    LISTEN
    TO
    MAROON 5
    
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14. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    You're my
    Wonderwall
    
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15. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    This Christmas,
    I'm taping the freaking mistletoe to my head.
    hhhhh
    
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16. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 11:08am UTC
    Bucket List:
    [] Meet world's fattest priest
    [] Meet a bearded lady
    [] Find Nemo
    
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17. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Dear tampon manufacturers,
    WHy do you put motivational phrases on your wrappers?
    Like, none of us girls wanna read your crap. We just wanna get our business done and go. Not be lectured by a tampon Dr. Phil.
    Sincerely,
    Teenage girls
    
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18. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realize your best guy friend is hot
    ♥
    
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19. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    We can go
    nowhere but up
    ♥
    
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20. alferwoman
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    JUSTIN BIEBER,
    'nuff said.
    
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