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  1. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Me in homeroom showing my friend Robbie a picture on my phone
    Me: *turns head for a quick second*
    Him: Hey, Leah, what's witty?
    Me: That? Oh nothing...
    Him: well it must be pretty important if you have in your history log a billion times
    Me:...
    Him: *click* heh, you made some realy weird quo-
    Me: askj,rhjsdfjasdfajSDFJ *flies across desk, karate chops air, spin-kick flips phone out of his hand, catches phone in midair*
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Class:
    Teacher:
    Cat:
    Rug:
    West Virginia:
    Play-Dough:
    Me: that was a mistake


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. kurofsky kurofsky
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    And who else is psyched
    [for the new iCarly episode]
    iOMG
    ?
    seddie is ♥

  4. sunakita sunakita
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    I know it's scary for you to put your feelings out there. Everyone feels that way. But you never know, what might happen ♥
    if you never try.
    -freddie benson, icarly


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    Niall,
    swears too much, loves food, is insecure about his body, is pale, has better teeth now, has a layer of fat protecting hid 6-pack, have people forget to hug him, and is Irish.
    We have so much in common,
    Marry me?

    format credit to OneDirection ~ I am American but Irish is my heretige

  7. swimmingwithacat swimmingwithacat
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    For every fave i will do 10 sit-ups:)
    so im trying to loose a bit of weight
    (holiday tummy);) so for every like i will
    do 10 sit-ups and i promise i will!
    so please fave it!
    format by sandrasaurus

  8. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    mum: you need to study
    dad: you need to study
    friends: you need to study
    teachers: you need to study
    school: you need to study
    everyone: you need to study
    me: but niall horan

  9. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me: I'll just get on witty for a few minutes before bed
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Is that the sun

  10. JustAnotherDumbTeen JustAnotherDumbTeen
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS
    who don't wear 5 trillion pounds of makeup, who only have a few close friends and who don't get that boy.
    - This is for the girls that fall for the players, jocks, geeks, nerds, losers, and worse: their best friend. The girls who have felt the heart break and those who have loved unconditionally.

    nmf/q

  11. tengakino tengakino
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    SEXY AND I KNOW IT (HUNGER GAMES STYLE) BY PEETA MELLARK
    When I walk on by,
    Everyones Like "It's that baker guy!"
    I bake really sweet.
    Walking with my bread down in the seam.
    Yup.
    This is how I roll,
    District 12 is out of control.
    Got my oven, I've got my pie,
    the taste of it you can't deny.
    Ah - Girl look at this Pita.
    Ah - My name is Peeta,
    Ah- I bake Piadina
    Oh, I bake bread.
    Ah - Girl look at this pie,
    Ah - I'll make katniss mine,
    Ah - she's really fine.
    Oh, I bake bread
    When I walk out the shop
    This is what I see Katniss everdeen is a-looking at me
    I got a loaf in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it ,
    throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it
    I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.

  12. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. Skysfalling99 Skysfalling99
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    ESTEBAN: NO ONE CALLS ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DEL ROSA RAMIREZ A THIEF!
    ZACK AND CODY: NO ONE'S GOT THE TIME.
    FAVE IF YOU REMEMBER THIS;)

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Google The most funny person on this planet
    Search About 51,482,090 results (0.12 seconds)
    Did you mean: Jenna Marbles?
    Nmf

  15. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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  16. Checkmate Checkmate
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    My thoughts during school
    me:why
    me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
    me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
    me: whens lunch
    me: the f*ck is this
    me: why are you here
    me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
    me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the
    hunger games
    me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my trousers
    me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
    me: ugh

  17. FallenForever FallenForever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Katniss + Peeta = Peenis or Katpee
    Fave this if you want more jokes about The Hunger Games!

  18. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    i loved you & you loved me,
    But things just weren't meant to be.

  19. swagginGIRL1234 swagginGIRL1234
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Relationships
    sink when there are too many passangers.
    nmq;nmf


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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