Me in homeroom showing my friend Robbie a picture on my
phone
Me: *turns head for a quick second*
Him: Hey, Leah, what's witty?
Me: That? Oh nothing...
Him: well it must be pretty important if you have in your history
log a billion times
Me:...
Him: *click* heh, you made some realy weird quo-
Me: askj,rhjsdfjasdfajSDFJ *flies across desk, karate chops air,
spin-kick flips phone out of his hand, catches phone in midair*
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Class:
Teacher:
Cat:
Rug:
West Virginia:
Play-Dough:
Me: that was a mistake
