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Member Since: 30 Nov 2011 05:19pm

Last Seen: 23 Nov 2012 01:54pm

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Hey girlllll whatcha doin? Line from the Theme song of New Girl in case you didn't know(; ok so hi my name is Leah and I am addicted to swimming(: My bestfriends are my life like legit I love them and idk where I'd be without them.  I am pretty laid back but if you start dissing my OTP I will rub my cat's claws across your face. 
So this foxy box is all about my likes/interests! I'll just list as many as I can
Swimming, cats, taylor swift, one direction, nail polish (mainly lavender and baby pink), uggs, a&f, gilly hicks, hollister, Facebook, Forever 21, dEliA*s, cake, frozen yogurt, oreos, anything oreo-flavored?related, kiss 108/matty in the morning, turtles, penguins, hearts, hot chocolate, fuzzy slippers, my snuggie, the color pink, Pink (store), going to the mall, flip flops, flat irons, money, love??? I want a boyfriend someday, Temple Run, imagining having an iPhone, the beach, texting/using Kik (if you want it just ask), Kit Kats and The Legend of Korra
 
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  1. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Me: Oh, sh*t my parents are home early. Quick, you have to hide before they see you
    Me: *closes witty*

  2. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    On October 3rd, everyone should wear a pink shirt/outifit. We'll make a big enough scene that the media will notice and interview people at their schools. When the reporter comes and asks for your opinion on this matter, you say
    "On Wednesdays, we wear pink"

  3. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Taylor Swift saw a boy on the street yesterday
    She waved to him
    He didn't wave back
    Guess who's writing another album
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    Me in homeroom showing my friend Robbie a picture on my phone
    Me: *turns head for a quick second*
    Him: Hey, Leah, what's witty?
    Me: That? Oh nothing...
    Him: well it must be pretty important if you have in your history log a billion times
    Me:...
    Him: *click* heh, you made some realy weird quo-
    Me: askj,rhjsdfjasdfajSDFJ *flies across desk, karate chops air, spin-kick flips phone out of his hand, catches phone in midair*
    Him:
    Me:
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    Him:
    Class:
    Teacher:
    Cat:
    Rug:
    West Virginia:
    Play-Dough:
    Me: that was a mistake

  5. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    This is a comment I saw on YouTube from Gotye's "Somebody that I used to know"
    Oh yeah, sure. When a guy gets naked and stares at folk while painted to match the wall behind him it gets called artistic but when I do it all I get is banned from Baskin Robbins. That seems fair.
    128past349 7 hours ago

  6. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Don't get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else
    Because we've been told to give our used toys to the
    LESS FORTUNATE

  7. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Roses are red. Pudding is brown. Skirts go up and pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet. And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It's not what you think; it's a Lipton tea bag.

  8. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    To the 11 year-olds on Facebook with a relationship status as "it's complicated"
    What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Dear sweatpants and hoodies,
    thank you for being there for me
    Sincerly,
    Sexy and I know it,
    Just too lazy to show it

  10. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Today would've been my grandmother's 73rd birthday
    </3

  11. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    PHOTOS ARE JUST
    MEMORIES♥
    FROZEN IN TIME
    format credit: MyEye6

  12. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when Dora has more freedom at age 6 than you do

  13. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Honey, if you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty

  14. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Dominos,
    now made with real cheese
    wtf did they use before???

  15. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I'm not fat.
    My body is just incapable of holding in this much personality

  16. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
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    I love my 6-pack so much
    that I protect it with a layer of fat

  17. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Now I'm not saying it's the start of the Zombie Apocalypse, but when a dude bits off another dude's face and doesn't react to getting shot... perhaps we should consider it
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    You constantly judge others? Just tell me how perfect YOU are.

  19. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    What did the buffalo say when his son left for collge?
    "BISON"

  20. turtleluv412 turtleluv412
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that my neighbors don't talk to me

:)

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