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FallenForever
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:43am UTC

That Awkward Moment
when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so you answer instead.

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FallenForever
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 8:31am UTC

once upon a time . . .
i was falling in love.
but now
i'm only falling apart.

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FallenForever
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 10:34am UTC

I am hungary.
Maybe you should czech the fridge...
I'm russian to the kitchen!
Is there any turkey?
We have some, but it's covered in a layer of greece!
Ew! There is norway you can eat that!

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FallenForever
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 10:29am UTC

Where is the vibrator? I'm in desperate need of it, Craig! Either you come home NOW or tell me where it it!
Uhhhhh ... MUM?! This is your daughter! And I don't want to here about this kind of stuff!
Oh, sorry, Kate! Your father and I have code names. Vibrator means soap.
Sure it does. You're digusting. Leave in $50 at the front door. I'll pick it up on the way back from school. I will be back tomorrow.
Craig, I accidently justed texted Kate! Do you know where the vibrator is?
SERIOUSLY, MUM, I'M MOVING OUT!

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FallenForever
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Katniss: I'd like to be Katniss Weasley. Then my kids would be on fire too.
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FallenForever
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March 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Katniss + Peeta = Peenis or Katpee
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FallenForever
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Katniss: Hey, can we stop with the bread jokes?
Peeta: I thought they made you loaf!
Fave this if you want more jokes about The Hunger Games!

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FallenForever
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March 28, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Katniss: President Snow needs to be taken down.
Peeta: Yeah, I toastally agree.
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FallenForever
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 2:31pm UTC

& Everyone has...
///////////////// That one little secret, that no one,
not even your best friend,
knows about you.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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