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  1. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    When your hands brushed my sides,
    I found the smile I fought to hide.

  2. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    A girl as pretty as you;;
    doesn't deserve to cry.

  3. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    when frieds come over andyour mom becomes the nicestwoman in the world...

  4. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Who else
    hates the way their voice sounds in recordings?

  5. XOandrea257 XOandrea257
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:16am UTC
    That Beautiful Moment
    when you walk into class and there's a sub.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Me: *gets out of the shower*
    Me: *sits in front of the computer wrapped up in a towel for 30 minutes*

  7. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Told a chemistry joke.,
    Got no Reaction.

  8. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    my dog winks at me sometimes,I always wink back incase it is some sort of secret code. ♥

  9. smashie39 smashie39
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    I think all radio stations get together and say,
    "Okay, we will play an amazing song at the same time,
    awful song at the same time and then
    we will all have commercials at the same time.
    Everyone got it ?"

  10. Luvlife2468 Luvlife2468
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    ~How they wrote 'Boyfriend':
    Mike: Okay bro, so I got something like 'if I was your boyfriend, i wouldn't let you go'
    Justin: No no no.. What about 'if I was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go'
    Mike: But never say never
    Justin: Forget that, I'm legal, I can break rules
    ...
    Mike: Uh okay.. next.. 'I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow'
    Justin: Okay, I like it
    Mike: And I don't know what now
    Justin: 'SWAG'!
    Justin: Go add 'swag'!
    Mike: Justin, but we wanted to get it more mature
    Justin: I want 'swag' in my song!
    Mike:
    Justin: c'mon, look I'm gonna sing 'swag swag swag, on you'
    Justin: Amazing!
    Mike:
    ...
    Mike: Okay well.. And then something like 'tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't..'
    Justin: Mike Mike Mike Mike!
    Justin: I got a rhyme!
    Justin: 'I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe'
    Mike: but-
    Justin: I want Buzz Lightyear there!
    ...
    Justin: I KNOW!
    Justin: Then I'm gonna sing 'swaggie' with my sexy deep voice
    Justin: They love my sexy deep voice
    Mike:
    Justin:
    Mike:
    Justin:
    Mike: Tell people I didn't write it
    nmq,nmf
    Not trying to be
    affensive, I just thought it was funny.

  11. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Dude,
    I was there.
    Stop trying to change the story.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    "Just promise me
    you'll think of me
    every time YOU
    look up in the sky
    & see a star."
    -Eminem

  14. SpoonFullOfSugar SpoonFullOfSugar
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    You've got to take the good with the bad,
    S M I L E W I T H T H E S A D .
    Love what you've got and remember what you had.
    Always forgive but never forget.
    Learn from your mistakes but never regret.
    People change, and things go wrong.
    JUST REMEMBER LIFE GOES ON.
    ~Dr. Seuss♥

  15. xoxjustmexox xoxjustmexox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    does anyone else?
    feel a sense of accomplishment when they can rap along with eminem?

  16. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart. » Katniss Everdeen «
    format by sandrasaurus

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    "Stop thinking about what
    e v e r y o n e else wants,
    what do you want?"
    -Noah from Notebook♥

  18. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    I hated every minute of
    training, but I said,
    "Don't quit. Suffer now and
    live the rest of your life
    as a champion."
    /// MUHAMMAD ALI

  19. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you sir, belong on
    a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

  20. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

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