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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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GreenMariLoves
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC

A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle
Girl: This is really scary, slow down!
Guy: No, I'm having too much fun!
Girl: Please stop!
Guy: First hug me
Girl: *hugs*
Guy: Tell me you love me
Girl: I love you, can you slow down now?
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me
Girl: *puts on helmet*
Next Day's Headlines:
There was an accident involving a motocycle accident. There were two people riding the motorcycle at the time of impact. The vehicle was speeding out of control and drove off road and into a building. Only one of the two people died.
What Really Happened:
Half way through the ride the guy noticed that the brakes were gone, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he got her to hug him one last time, and to know that she loved him. He got her to wear the helmet so that if they did crash, that she would survive, although that meant that he had to die...
♥
NMQ

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:16pm UTC

To everyone who
Has dealt with suicidal thoughts this past year;
I am glad you are still here .

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katberndt1
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Whenever I delete an app on
my iPhone, the shaking
icons make me feel like
they're all panicked over
who's getting deleted.

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heysafiahere99
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Restarting the whole song
b e c a u s e y o u m i s s e d y o u r f a v o r i t e p a r t .

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Giving Gum to a Friend
is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

I am the type of person
That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 1:30am UTC

credittoforgeter
I have an idea.
Let's climb on the roof, just us.
Bring blankets.
We'll lie together and look at the stars.
And whisper and laugh and kiss.
And forget the world we left ont eh ground.

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secretaccount
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:05pm UTC

have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

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TristanIsAGuysNameToo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:17pm UTC

If I'm quiet
-------------
you should be scared
--------------
It can only mean
I'm planning the perfect
murder in my head
format:TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC

I live in constant fear
Of accidentally mentioning something
I only know about someone
Because I've stalked them online.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I never understood why people cheat
If you don't want to be with a person,
then break up with them.
It's not complicated,
you are just a selfish person
and there's no excuse for it.

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