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  1. kEnDaLxoRaEx3 kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Dear Sesame Street,
    Kids are still fat. Can I come back now?
    Sincerely, cookie monster

  2. everytimeyousmilexo everytimeyousmilexo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Staring at a dead body during a movie trying to catch it moving or breathing.
    Only me?
    -nmf-

  3. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Does EVERY Disney star
    have to become a singer?!?!

  4. umademeloveyou umademeloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 1:22am UTC
    Ever notice that in The Wizard of Oz, The Scarecrow, The Tinman, The Lion, and The Wizard were all men;~~~ no brains, no heart, no courage and a liar?

  5. Cakessx Cakessx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:08pm UTC
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  6. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Remember back in 5 t h and 6 t h grade,
    if you hadalready started shaving your legs,
    You were the coolest person ever

  7. siLLyGirLL siLLyGirLL
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////♥
    I didnt wanna ruin my makeup
    so i wore goggles in the shower.♥
    ♥\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  8. kEnDaLxoRaEx3 kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Dear bra size,
    wanna trade?
    Sincerely, bad grades

  9. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    &WHO ELSE
    Counts with their fingers to solve simple math
    [♥][♥][♥]
    not my format completely.

  10. JakeBeatsMeat JakeBeatsMeat
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    i can't
    take back
    the words
    // I NEVER
    s a i d .

  11. basketball4everr basketball4everr
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    it's not chicks
    before dicks;
    or bro's
    before hoes;
    its legits before fakes.

  12. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    I want to text him.
    But he might be annoyed.
    OK, I won't text him.
    But I really want to.
    Maybe I'll just say hi.
    What if he doesn't respond?
    I'll look desperate to chat.
    He's probably busy.
    I should text him and ask him what he's doing.
    No that's stalkerish.
    He's probably talking to other girls.
    Ugh, I hate him.
    No I don't. I love him.
    Which is why I should text him.
    Ugh. Why can't he just text me?
    I'm always text him first.
    He can text me first this time.
    He probably won't.
    Maybe I should send him a text.
    Nothing big. Just, 'sup' or, 'hi.'
    He'll think I'm chill.
    Or he might think I'm annoying.
    You know what?
    I'm turning my phone OFF.

  13. monkeysis3000 monkeysis3000
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Fave if you miss seeing new episodes of...
    Drake & Josh
    Zoey 101
    The Amanda Show
    Legend of the Hidden Temple
    That's so Raven
    Phil of the Future
    Lizzie McGuire
    Sister, Sister
    Gawsh! This quote brought me back(: comment if you think of any more shows(:

  14. illbethinkinaboutyoux illbethinkinaboutyoux
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    fave if....
    your parents fight
    your parents are divorced
    you only have a mom or a dad
    your adopted
    you've lost a family member
    you cut
    you are depressed
    you think no one understands you
    you've been heartbroken
    you wish you had someone elses life
    you don't think you're beautiful
    you feel like you'll never find the one.
    you love him, but yo don't think he feels the same
    well my dear,
    you're not alone ♥

  15. Jackieelovex3 Jackieelovex3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    {}
    She straightens
    Her hair
    And she glosses
    Her lips
    All for the boy
    Who'll never
    give a s h i t

  16. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    I really wish I had a twin brother so he could have all his hot friends over. (;
    J u s t m e ?

  17. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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  18. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    If love isn't a game,
    why are there so
    many players? ♥

  19. biannncaaa biannncaaa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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  20. xxbabexx xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    no mom...
    i'm not addicted to texting.
    i'm addicted to who i'm texting. (;

:)

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