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kEnDaLxoRaEx3

1. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 10:36am UTC
   Rumors are like fires
   No one admits to starting them, and before you know it there out of control
   NMF
   
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2. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Dear icy side walk,
   We meet again.
   Sincerely, my butt
   
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3. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   Dear emo brother,
   Im holding your diary hostage until you return my skinny jeans and eye liner.
   Sincerely, your sister
   
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4. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 5:03pm UTC
   Dear Google,
   I typed in "why" and you auto completed "cant I own a Canadian?"
   Sincerely, brilliant
   
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5. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   Dear Uggs,
   We shouldnt be seen together...
   Sincerely, shorts
   
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6. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 4:54pm UTC
   Dear Charlie Sheen,
   Only 2 girls? Come on.. thats not 'winning'
   Sincerely, Tiger Woods
   
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7. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 4:48pm UTC
   Dear scientists,
   Which is worse for your lungs? Smoking or walking into a Abrocrombie store?
   Sincerely, worried
   
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8. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 4:43pm UTC
   Dear toilet,
   Please flush! Please flush! Please flush! Please flush!
   Sincerely, at a friends house
   
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9. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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   July 1, 2011 1:26pm UTC
   Dear Toddlers in Tiaras,
   When your done with them just send them our way.
   Sincerely, 16 and pregnant
   
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10. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 1:22pm UTC
    Dear mom,
    If all my friends jump off a cliff, it was probably my idea.
    Sincerely, im a leader not a follower
    
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11. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    Just because it covers your butt doesnt make it a dress.
    Sincerely, thats a shirt
    
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12. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    Dear Ke$ha,
    I assume your legs are names "Ke" and "Ha" and all you need to get between them is $.
    Sincerely, your songs support my theory
    
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13. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Dear Twitter,
    Going to the theatre with the wife.. KILL ME NOW
    Sincerely, A.Lincoln
    
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14. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Dear algebra,
    Cant wait to use you in the real world.
    Sincerely, oh wait...
    
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15. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    Dear officer,
    No, my speech isnt slurred. Im just talking in cursive.
    Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am
    
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16. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    July 1, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    Dear people with one leg,
    We are now hiring!
    Sincerely, IHOP
    
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17. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    June 30, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Dear Sesame Street,
    Kids are still fat. Can I come back now?
    Sincerely, cookie monster
    
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18. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    June 30, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    Dear bra size,
    wanna trade?
    Sincerely, bad grades
    
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19. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    June 30, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Dear Willow Smith,
    Thank you for your song. Business is booming!
    Sincerely, chiropractors
    
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20. kEnDaLxoRaEx3
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    June 30, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    Dear gingers,
    It could be worse..
    Sincerely, albinos
    
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